Plummet,
Should that not be a pleb to non pleb ratio?
Over these holidays I have seem many an "experienced pleb" at my local,
- the guy in boots just sitting at the waters edge for what appeared to be an age - getting in the way of launches / landings
- the guy who has to come in sooooo close to shore, again causing issues for landing and launching
- the mates - trying to land one of their kites, whilst his is still in the air
- the guy who can see someone walking up their lines and decides to lay his over theirs!!!

and the list goes on, and on
Can be better entertainment than the tv