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Originally posted by mUTHA

the newso accross from the brass monkey in northbridge got em in last fri morn

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Yeah, I went there after you suggested it earlier and a guy with purple hair who I think runs the place said he's never heard of it, and he couldn't find it on his system. He also said a few other people have been asking about it that day and he's had to turn them down too.

There's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

Aussie KBM, OZ's kiteable bible.
KITEBOARDER magazine............
Could be a.k.a. SLINGSHOOTER mag
Could be a.k.a. LIQUIDFORCER mag
Two kite companies who religiously preach the wakestyle gospel.
KBM......
Could be a.k.a. WAKESTYLER mag
Could be a.k.a. WAKEKITER mag

Q. Define wakestyle ?
A. Doing unhooked powermoves while wearing snow-white bindings.
Nice.
(DOPEY nods his head in agreement).

KITEBORED.ER magazine..............
The money-shot is worth the $7.oo
Sometimes the mag even features kitesurfing pics.
A barrel or two, a slash, some cranking bottom turns.
Token gestures, just crumbs.
Chicken-looped wavekiters pecking at the skerricky soul-food.
Cockteased.

You see,
There's no mag just dedicated to kitesurfstyle.
There's no Tracks magazine in Kiteland.
There's no WAVEKITER mag.
Never will be.
Never.

But pictures of moving waves look way better than pics of fences sticking out of the water.
And kicking-off a concrete wave is fucn cheating, man...
and not as pretty, where's the spray ?
Surfstyle is too elite-ist, see.
Actually perfect conditions occur so infrequently that the discipline never really happens.
It's a hoax.
It's only a wetdream body-dragging around in the twisted mind of some randumb windfreak.

And like most things in this consumer world,
the market forces will determine the direction of the sport.

But on the spiritual level,
the forces of Mother Nature will determine the choice of surfbreak for tomorrows sess.
Surf and destroy.

regards
waveslave

(Rant follows the reading of latest issue, page after page, cover to cover).