Each issue of KBM we ask our trusty Seabreezers to post a few questions to the featured PRO Rider - This issue we are going to put the spot light on GREG NORMAN JR.

For those that don't much about him his dad is the golfer Greg Norman and he has been a pro rider based in the US for the last few years.

He is sponsored by Cabrinha.

Here is is BIO of the the CAB website.

Name/Nickname : Greg Norman Jr
Age : 24
Resides : South Florida
Years riding : 9
Sponsors : Cabrinha, Ronix Wake, Globe, Oakley, Dakine, Freestyle
Equipment : Switchblade and Nomad kites, 140 Custom, 140 Ronix Viva, Cabrinha Skate, Ronix Reliks, Dakine Renegade Harness, Globe Kicks
If I wasn't a pro kiter, I'd be : an actor on Entourage
What's in your iPod? : everything from Andy Mckee and Led Zepellin to Jah Cure and J 5
Favorite website : kitescoop.com and the book of faces
What are you watching right now? : Entourage
Travel survival tip : food, sunscreen, passport
Can't leave home without : American Express Card and surfboard
Website : gregnormanjr.com (indevelopment)

So go ahead and post a question and then we'll get his answers for the March issue of KBM.

Greg is heading to Australia soon for the SLider Challenge in WA so keep and eye out for there.

Cheers
Bruce
KBM

Is choking under pressure genetic ?

Why didnt he like Chris ?

Growing up with a sporting family that certainly would of seen a lot of the world. Do you enjoy the travelling and comp side of the kiteboarding, or do you prefer to hit a great session with a few of your mates, on a secluded unknown destination?

So with all that cash, do you just go on epic kite tours all year with a bunch of your mates?
and if so, what do i have to do to be your mate?

Dearest Greg JR,

Is it true that your dad Greg Norman Snr broke it off with Chris Evert because you slipped her the stiff one eye?

No offence meant but if you did then good on ya!


Love and kisses,

JP

Why has your dad chosen to live in seppo land, adopt a poxy accent, earn gazzilions - yet won bugger all - and STILL have the audacity to dish out (typically ignorant and over self obsessesed seppo style) advice whenever he gets paid to visit Oz?


Also why do you need publicity from a poxy advertorial mag when, lets face it, you could buy the mag 12 times over on your monthly pocket money?


Does Chrissy have any decent couger friends?

Is the flickey-spinning or wiggley-dangle hang harder to perfect?

Fat Mike said...

Pete must be paying you, Dre, Steen and Jake one hell of a pile of scratch to ride the switchblade and call it a decent wakestyle kite.

Are you guys secretly plotting to call mutiny on the next cabrinha boat trip and cut Pete's fingers off one-by-one, until he agrees to drop the bow kite thing for you?

Oh my FAT MIKE! your good!

OH OH I have one... Greg. Do you find it humiliating answering a bunch of pointless questions for an article that you know absolutely no one will read ?

I already read a load of jizz on GNJ in a kiteboard mag 3 months ago. To be honest it was more entertaining reading my mums womens weekly. If he didn't have a father who we knew then would we really care.. Me thinks not.

If you want my 2 cents worth then find some young kids (not in a paedo way) to focus on. They are the future of our sport so head that way.

Or alternatively go with the upcoming talent search for chicks. Aussie ones who can deliver on the board.

JP out

OK here's a serious question.. Greg. My dad got me a George foreman grill for Xmas.. What did your dad get you ?

theDoctor said...

djdojo said...

Dear Greg Norman Jr (gush, gush), I know you're an aficionado of all things highbrow and as such you must read seabreeze kiting forums voraciously, so my question is this: Who is your favourite poster, you know, the one with the slickest, wittiest, most insightful and entertaining writing style?

If you answer this question correctly - in advance of KBM's actual publication - and promptly send any current model kiting gear that is surplus to your needs or that doesn't match your Floridian colour schemes to said favourite poster, he may just be willing to ghost-write answers to your KBM questions for you (including this recursive one) in such a way that makes you seem almost as intelligent, charming, hip and sagacious as he is.

And, as a kicker (will the puns ever stop?), this influential writer may just see to it that in ensuing threads and video commentaries the word "Normanesque" enters the kiting world's lexicon, describing of course those riders and moves that seek to emulate your style, thereby ensuring your profile and influence for posterity.

you are such a tosser

you mean that in a good way though, yeah? or am i still not getting it

How did you get started in kiting -
what other sports did you have the options of getting into

what "pro" aussie female riders?... The statement "pro kiter" itself is a pretty big oxymoron if you ask me.

whens the ask sir rowdy issue coming out