You know Kiting is going to Hurt.......

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wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
13 Dec 2006 1:05pm
When you are on a wave and feel fishing line braid slide across your face and know that at one end there is an angry fisherman and at the other end a set of treble hooks...........
CAUTION
CAUTION
WA
1097 posts
WA, 1097 posts
13 Dec 2006 2:12pm
and a mulie
yum
Zac
Zac
WA
91 posts
Zac Zac
WA, 91 posts
13 Dec 2006 2:48pm
What happened? did you get hooked in the face?
Where were you??
galvanize
galvanize
WA
119 posts
WA, 119 posts
13 Dec 2006 3:14pm
.....another sticky
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
WA, 268 posts
13 Dec 2006 4:43pm
when you go for the kite loop, only to remember (as you pull the trigger) that your completely stacked on your 9m...
fattso
fattso
VIC
170 posts
VIC, 170 posts
13 Dec 2006 7:54pm
when you kite till 9pm and your wifes yoga is on at 8pm !
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
13 Dec 2006 7:18pm
When Your riding strapless and during a gybe out the back your fin snags the middle jellyfish in a huge swarm...
wdric
wdric
NSW
1625 posts
NSW, 1625 posts
13 Dec 2006 9:38pm
When you are ripping along 8 feet from the shore in offshore conditions and you spot someone you know standing on the beach, then you feel something hit your thighs, you turn around and see a fishing rod stuck in the sand with the tip bending over towards you. Then you realise your mate is fishing but is 100 feet from his rod.
00 Jarrod 00
00 Jarrod 00
QLD
60 posts
QLD, 60 posts
13 Dec 2006 9:02pm
When your in the air heading towards powerlines.......I HAVENT DONE IT!!. But i no someone that has
00 Jarrod 00
00 Jarrod 00
QLD
60 posts
QLD, 60 posts
13 Dec 2006 9:07pm
What??.........trees?
Keahi
Keahi
QLD
853 posts
QLD, 853 posts
13 Dec 2006 9:19pm
when u are in a thermal and start floating toward the car park
fver
fver
WA
453 posts
WA, 453 posts
13 Dec 2006 8:36pm
...when you have huge bruises at your hips from constantly crashing your landings and you keep jumping keep jumping keep jumping keep jumping ...

gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
13 Dec 2006 10:22pm
When you can't do it anymore.
tommyb
tommyb
QLD
103 posts
QLD, 103 posts
13 Dec 2006 11:39pm
when you get your leg ripped in half by some on elses lines
nicko bell73
nicko bell73
QLD
18 posts
QLD, 18 posts
13 Dec 2006 11:53pm
wen your standing on the beach watching and someones lines are about to shear through ur neck from the side.
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
14 Dec 2006 1:04am
When you see that kite from a newbie who lost control of it wrap itself around yours...
Going
Going
58 posts
58 posts
14 Dec 2006 6:24am
When u underestimate the lift and the hangtime of ur brand new kite in onshore conditions and u get pulled into the bushes...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
14 Dec 2006 10:31am
when a noobs kite luff bangs right on top of your head - IT'S REALLY LOUD! lol
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
14 Dec 2006 11:12am
The split second in a kite loop where you realise you've gone too high and the kite stops coming around. You know your about to have your arse handed to you on a plate.
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
14 Dec 2006 11:59am
Yeah, when the kite's at the bottom of the loop, and from where you're looking at it you can see the horizon above it. And it's not coming back up.
slyfox
slyfox
VIC
324 posts
VIC, 324 posts
14 Dec 2006 1:13pm
when you drop the kite, the lines slacken and wrap around the bar over your fingers and then the kite decides to hot launch in the middle of the power zone.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
14 Dec 2006 12:40pm
when you are doing a U bolt to park on the beach side of the road, looking at the wind and water when you should be checking the mirrors, and get side-swiped by a nissan poo-troll
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
WA, 268 posts
14 Dec 2006 12:49pm
When you cant say no to a 5th chilli-dog.
likuid
likuid
QLD
330 posts
QLD, 330 posts
14 Dec 2006 2:26pm
when ur kiting past some local hick fisherman at a certain awsome beach only to notice his running towards his rod and cast it directly at you going over ur lines then as he pulls it in, it catches ur back .
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
QLD, 4107 posts
14 Dec 2006 2:55pm
What are you saying, he intentionally cast at you? That could be deemed as assault and charged as such in a court of law.
laurie
laurie
NSW
3902 posts
NSW, 3902 posts
14 Dec 2006 4:42pm
..when you've stack it in front of the wave, you're lying face down trying to get your kite to take up the slack in your lines, then glance back to see your board nicely positioned at the top of the throwing lip...
NorthSide
NorthSide
WA
238 posts
WA, 238 posts
14 Dec 2006 3:47pm
When you jump and spin only to find yourself stopped rotating whilst facing upwind, having jumped alot higher than originally planned and you feel yourself accelerate downwards as you also accidentally dive your kite into the power zone.... great way to knock the wind out of yourself!
likuid
likuid
QLD
330 posts
QLD, 330 posts
14 Dec 2006 5:36pm
ahah but there is no police nor any real laws in the small town of ayr. just angry hick local fisherman who hate kiters with a passion because they fear we are not locals and we are scaring away all the fish.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
14 Dec 2006 5:26pm
when u f#ck a handlepass in over powered condoitons then let go half way threw a down turn only to have your leash brake and the metal clip chips your elbow. happened today f#cken hurt.
Oakie
Oakie
WA
268 posts
WA, 268 posts
14 Dec 2006 11:21pm
quote:
Originally posted by laurie

trying to get your kite to take up the slack in your lines


when you didnt buy a Fuel.
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
14 Dec 2006 11:52pm
when totaly over powered beginner swoops bridled kite right across the window as you are passing on opposite tack.
no matter how it hits you you will have to have plastic surgery if you survive-scary thought aye, especially as its going to happen to some one some time

but back to the comic side of this post; you know kitings going to hurt when you notice that there's only 2 inches of water in the spot you r about to land on and your doing a front roll kiteloop... why haven't i tried it since -it was great fun until contact
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