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GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
31 Oct 2007 7:36pm
When you try to correct the poor spelling and punctuation on a kiteboarding forum.
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4107 posts
GreenPat GreenPat
QLD, 4107 posts
31 Oct 2007 8:22pm
When you remember Secret Beige and can still post in it after Laurie took away the drop down box...
JimmyBrown
JimmyBrown
QLD
53 posts
JimmyBrown JimmyBrown
QLD, 53 posts
31 Oct 2007 8:31pm
damn - it! i asked about pensioner discounts but they said only on high aspect kites over 18m's and even then i had to sign a waiver that i would not use it in over 40knot winds- My insurance told me to tell them to get stuffed - lol.
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:57pm
when you break your leg putting your wetty on... [}:)]
890Falcon
890Falcon
NSW
383 posts
890Falcon 890Falcon
NSW, 383 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:02pm
When your knee blows up like a balloon after a session.
kusu
kusu
QLD
485 posts
kusu kusu
QLD, 485 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:08pm
....you head back to the town you grew up in for a kite, and find it has been semi taken over by mexican kooks who think they know it all and you just want to mow them down...
mrbonk
mrbonk
NSW
483 posts
mrbonk mrbonk
NSW, 483 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:41pm
.....when a botched kiteloop means a hip replacement and 12 months in rehab.
.....when you throw your back out getting out of the computer chair after checking BOM to see if it's windy enough to head out yet.
.....when more sand comes out of your wrinkles than out of your jocks when you take a shower after a session
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:51pm
I know that I have posted a couple of very NOT funny comments for this topic but that is because I am still young enough that I don't need to worry about this for a long long time.........

and all of you guys that are older than me still kite and go hard at it
JimmyBrown
JimmyBrown
QLD
53 posts
JimmyBrown JimmyBrown
QLD, 53 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:07pm
hi beverly yes its great to be old and still going hard .yippidy do dah yippidy yah my oh my my what a wonderful day,
mrbonk
mrbonk
NSW
483 posts
mrbonk mrbonk
NSW, 483 posts
31 Oct 2007 11:10pm
.....when the image that springs to mind when you hear the term 'camel toe' is of a pommy guy in a safari suit, standing in the middle of a desert with a herd of dromedaries behind him.
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:15pm
JimmyBrown said...

hi beverly yes its great to be old and still going hard .yippidy do dah yippidy yah my oh my my what a wonderful day,



I didn't mean that you are all OLD
hybrid
hybrid
NSW
4 posts
hybrid hybrid
NSW, 4 posts
1 Nov 2007 5:08am
kusu said...

....you head back to the town you grew up in for a kite, and find it has been semi taken over by mexican kooks who think they know it all and you just want to mow them down...


I'm guessing that you wouldn't exactly be native to this country neither unless you're Aboriginal, if thats the case i apologise if not then get over it! life's too short.
kitebored
kitebored
NSW
593 posts
kitebored kitebored
NSW, 593 posts
1 Nov 2007 3:03pm
when you don't care if you wear boardies on the outside of a wetty or not

when you don't care what brand or year kite you or anyone else fly
Paradox
Paradox
QLD
1326 posts
Paradox Paradox
QLD, 1326 posts
1 Nov 2007 2:41pm
When "going hard" has more to do with Viagra than your kiting sessions.....
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
1 Nov 2007 2:35pm
You take up SUP
flapjack
flapjack
WA
78 posts
flapjack flapjack
WA, 78 posts
1 Nov 2007 4:58pm
you know your too old for kiteboarding, when you stop freestyle and start kitesurfing!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
echostorm echostorm
QLD, 1245 posts
1 Nov 2007 9:19pm
when u need glasses to read the size of your kite
Skinner
Skinner
ACT
55 posts
Skinner Skinner
ACT, 55 posts
1 Nov 2007 10:23pm
... when more than 50% of these gags are actually true for you (yikes I must be getting close!)
gasman
gasman
WA
320 posts
gasman gasman
WA, 320 posts
1 Nov 2007 9:41pm
After a day's kiting, you'd rather have a Nurofen than a Viagra
gasman
gasman
WA
320 posts
gasman gasman
WA, 320 posts
1 Nov 2007 9:44pm
Or that you even have Viagra at home
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
1 Nov 2007 10:52pm
Whats viagra??
Must be some old peoples thing.
Hammerhead
Hammerhead
NSW
118 posts
Hammerhead Hammerhead
NSW, 118 posts
2 Nov 2007 11:37am
Viagra, it's for p*ssy's.
ianyoung
ianyoung
WA
649 posts
ianyoung ianyoung
WA, 649 posts
2 Nov 2007 12:17pm
NEVER TOO OLD
Beer Bong
Beer Bong
WA
350 posts
Beer Bong Beer Bong
WA, 350 posts
2 Nov 2007 3:27pm
Well said Ian, and Kitebored.

Mr Bonk you are ruthless!! And I seriously just yesterday bought an electric pump cos of my back. Spooky........

So here's my reply - "You know your too old to kite when you tell teenagers that youth is wasted on the young"
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
2 Nov 2007 4:39pm
I can't believe what you are all saying!!! You are all in your early 30's to mid 40's and think that you are old!!!! You are NEVER too old for anything!!!
bobjaan
bobjaan
WA
314 posts
bobjaan bobjaan
WA, 314 posts
2 Nov 2007 3:43pm
Mytchook Quote "I can't believe what you are all saying!!! You are all in your early 30's to mid 40's and think that you are old!!!! You are NEVER too old for anything!!! "

To old when you keep trying to convince yourself you are still young
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
2 Nov 2007 4:45pm
AGE IS NOT A BARRIER!!!!
Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
Tonewolf Tonewolf
382 posts
2 Nov 2007 4:12pm
We want to meet this "BEVELeY"...

She rocks! and her avatar gets me going.....yeeeehaaaaa.

Bite me!
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
2 Nov 2007 5:14pm
thanks (I think) it's BevelEy though. But thanks But I prefer Bev or Chook
Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
Tonewolf Tonewolf
382 posts
2 Nov 2007 4:17pm
lol
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