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aido

50 posts

aido

WA, 50 posts

1 Feb 2008 9:19pm

seen any

I might be slow but im in front of you

there are two states to be in W.A. & pissed

shark

361 posts

shark

WA, 361 posts

1 Feb 2008 9:40pm

"caution-I swerve at small furry animals"

mytchook

QLD

561 posts

mytchook

QLD, 561 posts

1 Feb 2008 10:52pm

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Dyslexics Untie!

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Dyslexics are teople poo

loco4olas

NSW

1525 posts

loco4olas

NSW, 1525 posts

2 Feb 2008 12:06am

aido said...

seen any

I might be slow but im in front of you

there are two states to be in W.A. & pissed

No wind in WA?

Kahuna

63 posts

Kahuna

WA, 63 posts

2 Feb 2008 12:14am

'My other ride is your girlfriend'

Bigwavedave

QLD

2057 posts

Bigwavedave

QLD, 2057 posts

2 Feb 2008 1:21am

If you can read this....someone's stolen my f$#*%ing trailer!

lostinlondon

VIC

1159 posts

lostinlondon

VIC, 1159 posts

2 Feb 2008 3:39am

Saw this in Melbourne a few weeks ago...

"Just Send It"

with an upside down Nike logo...

Wonder what he liked doing?

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

2 Feb 2008 9:44am

seen this one yesterday "my girlfriend cant fight,but you should see her box"

puppetonastring

3619 posts

puppetonastring

WA, 3619 posts

2 Feb 2008 7:50am

I'll show you I'm Australian
If you show me your Brazillian.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

2 Feb 2008 10:21am

unless your a hemaroid,get off my ass

nathand

QLD

211 posts

nathand

QLD, 211 posts

2 Feb 2008 4:15pm

put a lil spark in ur life **** an electrician

h20fly

384 posts

h20fly

WA, 384 posts

2 Feb 2008 5:04pm

i saw one in bali recently "**** you you ****ing ****" thats so not going to show anything but *** but you get the idea

Blaster

501 posts

Blaster

WA, 501 posts

2 Feb 2008 5:24pm

"FAT CHICKS SH!T ME" on my old panel van, got some death stares for that one. So took it off and put "DON"T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTERS INSIDE" but the old farts at footy club didn't see the funny side. Seen some great ones in bali.

insomniac_alcoholic

190 posts

insomniac_alcoholic

WA, 190 posts

2 Feb 2008 5:44pm

I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in the car.

GreenPat

QLD

4107 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4107 posts

3 Feb 2008 2:36am

A guy I went to uni with had so many off colour bumper stickers on his v8 panel van that it received a flyer under the windscreen wiper one day. One of the 'women can do anything' ones, with a handwritten note 'people like you should be ****ing shot'. He was the pride of the mining engineering department for that.

tightlines

3510 posts

tightlines

WA, 3510 posts

3 Feb 2008 12:15pm

On my big breasted neighbours car
"Men would love me for my mind if it bounced gently when I walked"

pintofpale

229 posts

pintofpale

SA, 229 posts

3 Feb 2008 2:01pm

If its rockin' dont bother knockin'

mytchook

QLD

561 posts

mytchook

QLD, 561 posts

3 Feb 2008 1:46pm

"To err is human, To arr is pirate"

echostorm

QLD

1245 posts

echostorm

QLD, 1245 posts

3 Feb 2008 6:54pm

mytchook said...

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Dyslexics Untie!

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Dyslexics are teople poo

FCKING LOL!!!! They are some of the best yet... hahaha...

KiteDevil

TAS

778 posts

KiteDevil

TAS, 778 posts

3 Feb 2008 8:50pm

Keep the earth clean, it's not uranus

rattman

QLD

49 posts

rattman

QLD, 49 posts

3 Feb 2008 8:24pm

I' read about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

I fish, therefore I lie

Thank God I'm an atheist.

mytchook

QLD

561 posts

mytchook

QLD, 561 posts

3 Feb 2008 9:04pm

rattman said...

I' read about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

I fish, therefore I lie

Thank God I'm an atheist.

You went to the same site didn't you

rattman

QLD

49 posts

rattman

QLD, 49 posts

3 Feb 2008 9:13pm

probably did :), but I have also owned two of the bumper stickers. Lost em when my car got totaled :(

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (So geeky )
Thank God I'm an atheist.

BoDiddly

VIC

622 posts

BoDiddly

VIC, 622 posts

4 Feb 2008 2:09pm

Police never think it's as funny as you do.

echostorm

QLD

1245 posts

echostorm

QLD, 1245 posts

4 Feb 2008 1:50pm

cops are tops

pynnee

164 posts

pynnee

WA, 164 posts

4 Feb 2008 12:58pm

On the back of my old sandman "dont laugh... 100 000 of my potential children died on your daughters face last night!!!"

Adz

120 posts

Adz

WA, 120 posts

4 Feb 2008 2:54pm

pynnee said...

On the back of my old sandman "dont laugh... 100 000 of my potential children died on your daughters face last night!!!"

Pure Class! lol

Bigwavedave

QLD

2057 posts

Bigwavedave

QLD, 2057 posts

4 Feb 2008 4:10pm

women.....can't live with 'em.....can't shoot 'em!

Trem

49 posts

Trem

WA, 49 posts

4 Feb 2008 3:11pm

The older I get, the better I was

Bigwavedave

QLD

2057 posts

Bigwavedave

QLD, 2057 posts

4 Feb 2008 4:12pm

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

I'm not under the affluence of incahol!

I haven't had a C*@t all day drinkstable!

BoDiddly

VIC

622 posts

BoDiddly

VIC, 622 posts

4 Feb 2008 5:14pm

I'm sotally tober!

Jober as a sudge!

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