Who the hell cares. All it is the most common colour and tool. Get lives already.

Dear Doc Azza,

After Juddy recommended you for councelling me, I was about to book an appointment as soon as the wind would drop off. However, since you confessed that you knew Freud, I am now quite hesitating to share my bended rainbow-colored perverted soul with you...

Please note that I went to highschool with Freud's brother, and also met his dad during the Vietnam war . Although I ve never met Freud, I heard a few disturbing stories from his close family...

This happened a long time ago, however I can remember his brother proudly sharing with me in front of our schoolboys' lunch boxes how much his little brother enjoyed playing with his anus and excrement...

Another time, while I was carrying Freud's dad on my back through the rice paddies in Vietnam after he jumped on a anti-personal mine, I heard the delirious half-open and amputed body that I tried to bring back to the camp, whispering that his son showed some worrying evidences of physical love for his mum several time...

Disgusting again.

I would therefore ask you to cancel all my appointments until I ve got evidence that you are not a bended rainbow-colored p e r v e r t e d "child of Freud".

For your information and your nights of psychological research, a white porcelain gigantic high-voltage power drill was the result of the test... Oh dear I am worried!!!!!

Sick Freud

Freud was a sick man. He reckons 'everyone' has a subconcious tendency to want to kill the father and bed the mother, its called the Oedipus complex. Why it's comming up in a kiteboarding forum i really don't know I was hoping I'd gotten past that study in uni and and never had to think about it again haha.

he did well for a coke junky tho eh??

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Originally posted by azza
... you are far beyond the reach of pils, you will need years of "wind therapy"... many, many years of full day sessions.

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Doctor,

Could you please forward a prescription for the recommended daily kitesurfing session till the end of my l o o o n g life.

I need to show this document to my boss first thing this Monday.

Regards,

Sick Freud

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Originally posted by fver

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errrrrrr...i did not get the cold spoon thingy... well, my bended rainbow-colored p e r v e r t e d
soul brings me so many unmentionable images that I am not sure which one to choose

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Good Lord, and I thought nurse Ratched was mean!

www.rch.org.au/won/index.cfm?doc_id=6227

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'The scene is young student nurses working on the Orthopaedic ward in a major teaching hospital in Melbourne where we were caring for the young men in the trauma unit for the day. Ward policy was to always have cold spoons positioned in the refrigerator of the ward to be used on occasions when the young men of the unit became 'excitable'. The cold spoon would be placed on the penis to ensure an embarrassing moment was quickly abated.

This day I was washing a nice young man with another student, and over the course of the washing he became aroused.
As soon my fellow student nurse noticed the erect penis she ran from behind the curtain to the kitchen and grabbed for the cold spoon.
To my horror, instead of placing the cold spoon gently on the penis, she proceeded to wind back her arm and hit the delicate area with full force of the cold metal spoon.
To this day I can still recall the chilling scream that came from this young mans throat, and the subsequent black blue colour of the penis.'
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Dear Fred,

I'm always glad to be of service to my patients. Your timely recovery was greatly anticipated and I am relieved that I did not have to resort to a more aggressive therapy. In cases when a patient does not respond to my Internet Therapy, I am obliged to do a house call. In these cases I have a 100% recovery rate. One look at Doctor AzzA is enough to make anyone straighten up.

Good health,
Dr AzzA.

silver sword is that normal it's a tool of some kind he he he[}:)]