I really hope Willow pulls thru 100% for your welfare. She is going to seriously put that black belt to good use this time.

There a spare room down the back of my Taj mahal if you need to hide out.
Man you are screwed big time... this time.
Best to feed your dogs before heading to the beach and show them a slug, Tell them "NO, that's not dinner!" and flatten them if they go near it. I have found this method works. Hope I don't eat my words this year.