Let me guess.

You currently posess one less functional kite than you did yesterday?
And one more pile of torn shredded fabric than you did yesterday?

And to answer your original question, yes me too.

meow

I think Chiwawa's are just as bad as cats...

Looks like their head is swollen or something.

i need crab pot meat

rhinoman said...

i need crab pot meat

i'm with you Rhino, muddies luv em[}:)]

Hmmm Hates pussy

Verdict = Gay

i have heard its the fur and the way it tears apart /say hello to that mongrel croc that stole my pots and cats in the little howard

T one said...

rhinoman said...

i need crab pot meat

i'm with you Rhino, muddies luv em[}:)]

charles dv, i hope the kung fu cat get you!!!!

Males are mostly dog lovers and females are mostly cat lover.
It is because of our genetic differences;
Males prefer to be loved and females prefer to be caring and giving love.

This is funny and I found it here in seabreeze not so long ago;

Dog Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:40 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:30 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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Excerpts from a Cat's diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another house plant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of
time......

once again the difference is you can see, find and deal to the poo
with the cat i cannot see find and deal to where the hell it sneakily took a quick leak.

oh and at least the dog has some companionship value and is fun where as the cat is once again just useless.. sleeps eats and pisses off after.

greenleader said...

i luv cats.

During dinner with friends one night we were discussing Asian food, and someone pondered the question "I wonder what cats taste like?"
My (female) friend replied, "I don't know, but I think they would taste like pussy!"

Laffin my RRRs off here
Good 1 Charl!

meow

"oh and at least the dog has some companionship value and is fun where as the cat is once again just useless.. sleeps eats and pisses off after." Charl DV

Ha,Ha that's probably what your parents think about you

Cats, useless pieces of feral animal that destroy our native fauna. Mabe you should piss on it to teach it a lesson.

I used to be a cat hater too. However, when I lived in a mouse infested inner-city slum I got my first cat and called it Thor. The mouse problem went away and I became sane again.

Before Thor I would lay out glue covered paper and when one of the little buggers would get caught, I'de bound out of bed and cut their heads off.

I'm on my third cat now and enjoy watching it eat roaches and catch flys......but wild cats I hunt........rocking kittens can be fun....enough.