golfaru said..Ha, ha, very funny

Let's see if this thread can take a real noob question: would it be a good idea to practice flying the (real, not trainer) kite on land in underpowered conditions?
Depends what stage of noobiness you are at........I find flying on the beach in underpowered conditions a good opportunity to get an appreciation of kite loops/down loops with the bar pulled in different amounts. It also helps to understand some of the lingo you hear on the forums such as pivoting on the wingtip etc. At least in underpowered conditions I can watch the kite and not worry about my impending death by first trying a kite loop in +25kts.

Provided you don't mind crashing your kite a few times, any practice is good practice for noobs.