now now doc, assumption is the mother of all fark ups xx

theDoctor said...



sounds to me like you're talkin about sandon

I reckon you just cool your jets for a generation, then when the locals have been forced out of their burb by rich tools with no idea and all the gear, all the 'hardcore' sup crew can masturbate on about how local they are and hold all the comps they want....

for the jury I submit exhibit A below

Salatiela said...

so can we have a comp now? , i know a great caterer...

OK
Since I foolishly have already jumped into this potential crap storm, here goes. The perfect comp would be held in a horseshoe shaped bay. On the two furthest tips of this bay would be a left like Chopes and a right like Shipsterns. No prizes for guessing who wins here. Go deep, get pitted get spat and claim. In the middle of the bay there would be a perfect A Frame Peak tapering into a perfectly workable wall. Bare in mind this section would be judged by Surfing Australia rules so while you may well think your on a winner with some hard core short board slashing, chances are the guy who is cross stepping and dish panning is gonna pull your strides down. On the inside will be a right go left go right go left reform to wall which would be heaven on a stick for all including the less experienced brothers and sisters. Judgeing criteria here is expression session style biggest smile and most fun, craziest move, best wipeout and biggest air.
Guess where the spectators are gonna be hanging????
DISCLAIMER
As its the Queens Birthday and I have been raising a glass in celebration of the old gal I take no responsibility for any offence I may have caused.
BLAME ELISABETH!!!
Cheers
Sparx

Sparx said...

OK
Since I foolishly have already jumped into this potential crap storm, here goes. The perfect comp would be held in a horseshoe shaped bay. On the two furthest tips of this bay would be a left like Chopes and a right like Shipsterns. No prizes for guessing who wins here. Go deep, get pitted get spat and claim. In the middle of the bay there would be a perfect A Frame Peak tapering into a perfectly workable wall. Bare in mind this section would be judged by Surfing Australia rules so while you may well think your on a winner with some hard core short board slashing, chances are the guy who is cross stepping and dish panning is gonna pull your strides down. On the inside will be a right go left go right go left reform to wall which would be heaven on a stick for all including the less experienced brothers and sisters. Judgeing criteria here is expression session style biggest smile and most fun, craziest move, best wipeout and biggest air.
Guess where the spectators are gonna be hanging????
DISCLAIMER
As its the Queens Birthday and I have been raising a glass in celebration of the old gal I take no responsibility for any offence I may have caused.
BLAME ELISABETH!!!
Cheers
Sparx

Ha ha, me too Sparx....that is classic!!!!!!!!