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Macaha
Macaha
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Macaha Macaha
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21 Jul 2015 7:28am
which one are you?

With all the social media today all I'm seeing are sheep,long hair, beards and so on.All the cool coffee shops are setting up camp to be cool to be seen at,all the big surf brands are sheep as well catering for this hipster market,the local surfboard shapers are guilty as well with their reproduction of everything old is hip again boards.

Yes you got it,I'm no fan of this hipster movement,bloody sheep the lot of them.
Tux
Tux
VIC
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Tux Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
21 Jul 2015 8:13am
Wolf

I paddle sheep up the point and then watch as they flounder trying to make the first section cause thier hipster **** sticks don't have enough juice to get going
E T
E T
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E T E T
QLD, 2286 posts
21 Jul 2015 8:19am
Neither.

I have been both and now I am an OB I choose to do whatever the freck I like.

Surfed Tea Tree yesterday and there were a bunch of Sheep out there. I got every wave I paddled for, still don't know why none even attempted to go with me.

Think it must be the grey hair and looking old. So I choose not to be a Sheep and I can't be a Shepard because I can't out paddle them.

ET.




NewScotty
NewScotty
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NewScotty NewScotty
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21 Jul 2015 6:47am
Describe what a hipster is.

Is it these guys that have beards and those poo catching jeans showing the CK's ?
I see these people when I'm drifting through Bondi.
They seem to attract good sorts wtf.
Tux
Tux
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Tux Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:58am



Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
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21 Jul 2015 8:09am
TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .
SP
SP
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SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:46am
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 10:12am
Yes... I finally got a red thumb follower

Hope isn't just Another ****tard hiding under his mums bed wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..

But really If your total contribution to a forum is pressing a red thumb then you are one sad ****er with a sad ****ing life..
Macaha
Macaha
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Macaha Macaha
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21 Jul 2015 12:18pm
SP said..
Yes... I finally got a red thumb follower



Haha welcome to the club mate
SP
SP
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SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 10:25am
Your looking at it all wrong Mac

It's going to be fun.

Now I can say whatever I like about the limp dick and they either have to reply or keep thumb wanking..

And I don't care about the thumbs so let's open up...

Should we start insulting his, mum, wife or kids first..
Surely No one would **** a sad little man that sits on the Internet pressing a thumb button for fun so guess we start with the mum jokes
laceys lane
laceys lane
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laceys lane laceys lane
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21 Jul 2015 12:27pm
Im the wolf
Macaha
Macaha
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Macaha Macaha
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21 Jul 2015 12:31pm
Nah I wouldn't lower my standards,it would be like ordering another brand longboard

I take great pride in knowing my every word is noted by some tosser
thedrip
thedrip
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thedrip thedrip
WA, 2355 posts
21 Jul 2015 10:34am
My boards are too big to be a sheep. Plus, if I was 22, fit, nimble and lacking injuries, I definitely wouldn't be on the boards I have or the boards they surf.
thedrip
thedrip
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thedrip thedrip
WA, 2355 posts
21 Jul 2015 10:36am
Lol, just returned you to parity Macaha. I don't normally bother with positive or negative thumbs, but the furry hipsters reading this thread are obviously offended. Whiny little ferrets. Go delouse.
Macaha
Macaha
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Macaha Macaha
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21 Jul 2015 12:47pm
thedrip said..
Lol, just returned you to parity Macaha. I don't normally bother with positive or negative thumbs, but the furry hipsters reading this thread are obviously offended. Whiny little ferrets. Go delouse.



Each to their own,as long as no harm to fellow humans I have no issue with anything.


My point is how they follow each other to out cool the next hipster dude.

Its like guys buying boards because blah blah owns one,will it make them a better surfer,most of the time no.
SP
SP
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SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 11:13am
Looks like our mate has put down the male underwear section from the best and less catalogue to hand out a few thumbs.

You're winning the Internet with your quality post dude...

Shame your dad didn't blow you into the sock with the rest of his load..
Now Your birth certificate seems like a written apology to the world
Cobra
Cobra
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Cobra Cobra
9106 posts
21 Jul 2015 11:46am
im a hipstar
buck0765
buck0765
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buck0765 buck0765
71 posts
21 Jul 2015 3:15pm
Wanted to be a hipster but at 49 still can't grow the mandatory facial hair. Plus flano's make me itchy
NewScotty
NewScotty
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NewScotty NewScotty
2350 posts
21 Jul 2015 3:21pm
SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..




Aaah brings back memories as a early teen sifting through the lingerie and knickers section
laceys lane
laceys lane
QLD
19804 posts
laceys lane laceys lane
QLD, 19804 posts
21 Jul 2015 5:30pm
NewScotty said...
SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..




Aaah brings back memories of last week sifting through the lingerie and knickers section


Really scotty
thePup
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thePup thePup
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21 Jul 2015 5:31pm
Cobra said..
im a hipstar


Crap you're just a cheap cow herder who handles the goods too much
NewScotty
NewScotty
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NewScotty NewScotty
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21 Jul 2015 6:57pm
laceys lane said...
NewScotty said...
SP said..

wanking off to the latest best and less catalogue..




Aaah brings back memories of last week sifting through the lingerie and knickers section


Really scotty


I've progressed to Lobster Tube now.
No, no don't Google it
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 6:59pm
Wtf is lobster tube?
I am not game to google it. The federal police will be on my door?
chrispy
chrispy
WA
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chrispy chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
21 Jul 2015 7:00pm
there is way more **** on social media that offends me than hipsters....mac you are the ultimate hipster,or was that not discussed while you sipped coffee....ditch the coffe club,that is a such a hack joint for pensioners,and get your arse down to sunhouse for some good breakfast and decent cup of java
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
Macaha Macaha
QLD, 21982 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:23pm
chrispy said..
there is way more **** on social media that offends me than hipsters....mac you are the ultimate hipster,or was that not discussed while you sipped coffee....ditch the coffe club,that is a such a hack joint for pensioners,and get your arse down to sunhouse for some good breakfast and decent cup of java


Man I'm not cool enough to hang at such a place called sunhouse and I kind of like being a pensioner.
SP
SP
10982 posts
SP SP
10982 posts
21 Jul 2015 7:24pm
He gets a discount??
Simondo
Simondo
VIC
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Simondo Simondo
VIC, 8025 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:25pm
Cobra said..
TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .


Sorry Ted, but this is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!

But... I do lead a sheltered life at the minute... I'm in a Government Office... Not many laughs at work... At least I'm working with a few very good quality engineers... We cackle at our stupid engineering jokes!

chrispy
chrispy
WA
9675 posts
chrispy chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
21 Jul 2015 7:25pm
SP said..
He gets a discount??


its all about the carrot cake
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
NewScotty NewScotty
2350 posts
21 Jul 2015 7:26pm
SP said...
Wtf is lobster tube?
I am not game to google it. The federal police will be on my door?


They haven't knocked on my door yet so you'll be sweet.
Honestly, is just a website showing where the lobster pots are located.
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
Macaha Macaha
QLD, 21982 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:27pm
chrispy said..

SP said..
He gets a discount??



its all about the carrot cake


Lacey and his carrot cake
NewScotty
NewScotty
2350 posts
NewScotty NewScotty
2350 posts
21 Jul 2015 7:29pm
Simondo said...
Cobra said..
TED is a shepherd and all sheep should be very nervous .


Sorry Ted, but this is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!

But... I do lead a sheltered life at the minute... I'm in a Government Office... Not many laughs at work... At least I'm working with a few very good quality engineers... We cackle at our stupid engineering jokes!




Come on Simon tell us an Engineering joke.
Are they like the lawyer jokes ?
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