longboarders, their positive side

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Prawnhead
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27 Mar 2012 11:35am
nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/
SP
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27 Mar 2012 9:28am
Prawnhead said...

nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/




Don't waste your time boys, your time could be better used digging out a booga.
Simondo
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27 Mar 2012 12:45pm
Agree SP! ZZzzz... Who told Prawnhead there was even a Longboard Forum on here anyway!
Topic is on top at the moment... but resist the urge to reply, and let the topic sink down the list!
doggie
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27 Mar 2012 9:45am
Funny as
Prawnhead
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27 Mar 2012 1:48pm
and i thought an oxymoron was a crazed welder !! (bump)
62mac
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27 Mar 2012 10:50am
Having a boring day mate
62mac
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27 Mar 2012 10:50am
doggie said...

Funny as


Low Doggie low
boofy
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27 Mar 2012 3:22pm



Prawnhead Smelly and full of brown gooey shiz
Scotty88
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27 Mar 2012 1:34pm
Prawnhead said...

nice read from pete bowes....explains quite a few things/behaviour of you lot!!
petebowes.com/2012/03/22/longboarders-their-positive-side/



doggie
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27 Mar 2012 1:59pm
Prawnhead rules
laceys lane
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27 Mar 2012 5:52pm
good to see some well written factual articles from time to time


cruel, but fair



ps i'm just glad it's not sups for once
jasdeking
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27 Mar 2012 6:24pm
oh yawn.. and then there are these long boarders

BulldogPup
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27 Mar 2012 5:05pm
Longboard = cruisy
Shortboard = bitchslap
62mac
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27 Mar 2012 6:14pm
No coming back from that Jas'
obct
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27 Mar 2012 10:07pm
I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.
BulldogPup
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27 Mar 2012 7:26pm
obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



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27 Mar 2012 10:34pm
Nice comeback obct. From P Bowes to Piss Bucket Lol
chrispychru
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27 Mar 2012 9:40pm
obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



so good mate,that i think people should read your reply again. yet i did think it was funny........for a bit. the guy that wrote that must have won a world title...at something
dotcomdotau
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27 Mar 2012 9:14pm
obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



Pure gold mate

laceys lane
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27 Mar 2012 11:32pm
dotcomdotau said...

obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



Pure gold mate




and scary. never cross obct
CMC
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27 Mar 2012 11:35pm
laceys lane said...

dotcomdotau said...

obct said...

I thought the story by P Bowes started out quite well, a great little bit of a smart arse style, which I do like. I immediately thought “ god bless young master Pee Bow and his little passive/aggressive self, and thankyou Mr Pawnhead for sharing someone else's imaginative words with us”.

But my initial enthusiasm soon gave way to disappointment in subsequent paragraphs as I could see Pee Bowl sink further into the abyss of the pure aggressive with little wit and a lot of cliché.

But then Urine Receptacle won back my heart with a single line “optimistic for the future of the sport”.

God bless his cotton sox, the adorable little chap, the light of Mrs Receptacles life, that lovely young man thinks surfing is a “sport”.

How cute is that eh? Soon be an Olympic event, I dare say, and I've no doubt whatsoever that a Slater will become a household name for something other than a Woodlouse within the Anthropoda Phylum

So I guess I owe Piss Bucket an apology for thinking he was a bit of a twat (Labia Minora unless I miss my guess) rather than just another harmless delusional.

And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



Pure gold mate




and scary. never cross obct


Yes, possibly the most intelligent thing ever written on Seabreeze...
petebowes
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28 Mar 2012 8:27am
obct - luv ya mate - you took it on the chin just right
GPA
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28 Mar 2012 9:55am
^^^
Is that Makaha
Prawnhead
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28 Mar 2012 12:58pm
obct said...



And once more, thanks also to Pornhead, who so graciously and eloquently shared some else's creativity with us.



Thank you, that's the nicest thing any" longboarder" has ever said to me !!
Normally they aren't happy when i share with them....
doggie
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28 Mar 2012 10:10am
GPA said...

^^^
Is that Makaha


Nope.
newguy
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28 Mar 2012 11:03am
I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching
SP
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28 Mar 2012 11:07am
^ maybe you were just on the wrong board
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28 Mar 2012 5:29pm
newguy said...

I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching


Get a longboard mate. Long boarding is for everyone.
asea
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28 Mar 2012 4:50pm
smh said...

newguy said...

I can vouch for this. Was at a reef north of Perths most popular beach. Probably the only short boarder entrenched in a LB lineup. Never been good in a crowd so didn't really go for the waves as the LB'ers took off in droves with every set.

Yet every so often they'd let a few waves go to blokes like me on the inside and when I'd finish my ride you could tell they were watching


Get a longboard mate. Long boarding is for everyone.


All on ,party wave which reminds me of mac dropping in last week,good time was had.
smh
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28 Mar 2012 5:59pm
Mac would probably be a bit careful with the new splice. I like Macs board loan condition " you ding it you own it" that would be pretty likely at Snapper.
newguy
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28 Mar 2012 3:45pm
Just added a 7ft softie (new for $100) to my quiver, does that count? Never realised how much fun they were til I took one out the other day and also, I can throw it around and not worry about dinging it or Mac's loan conditions!

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