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Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 May 2009 10:46am
sausage said...

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the gran they think I am at home
Oh no no no.................... I'm a rocket nan
Rocket nan burning up her fart out here alone.....................



I've had the words wrong all these years !!!
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
russh russh
SA, 3027 posts
20 May 2009 10:25am
Beans beans the musical fruit - the more you eat the more you -FAAAAAARK.

Bondalucci said...







Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
20 May 2009 9:48am
Things we learned the hard way #2
Don't practice rocketry using your grandmother as ballast...
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
20 May 2009 11:57am







Seagoon : We have been asked to develop the Bush initiated biofuel powered air type Zeppelin.

Eccles: Gads it works, you’ve invented the hairy plane!

Seagoon : who’s going to be at the controls when we take off?

Eccles: um, well, which way are we going?”

Seagoon: Up!

Eccles: Ill drive I know the way

FX: comic fanfare

Little Jim: He’s fell in the wa-ta!


Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
20 May 2009 12:02pm








Seagoon : We have been asked to develop the Bush initiated biofuel powered air type Zeppelin.

Eccles: Gads it works, you’ve invented the hairy plane!

Seagoon : who’s going to be at the controls when we take off?

Eccles: um, well, which way are we going?”

Seagoon: Up!

Eccles: Ill drive I know the way

FX: comic fanfare

Little Jim: He’s fell in the wa-ta!

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
20 May 2009 10:07am
Colostomy bag explosion
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 May 2009 1:18pm
Gertrude McRiders "rocket chair" has made obsolete both the wheelchair and stair elevator...The military are also interested....
climber
climber
NSW
1125 posts
climber climber
NSW, 1125 posts
20 May 2009 1:45pm






"That it Nana..control it..control it..no moisture this time..all in the control..Great work Nana...lift off"
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
russh russh
SA, 3027 posts
20 May 2009 1:47pm
New from IKEA - The mother in law dispatcher chair
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
20 May 2009 2:47pm
Inflatable Companion Trials - test #2
This small technical difficulty was easily overcome but the model subsequently failed the marketing focus group critique.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
20 May 2009 3:41pm
To this day nobody ever suspected where the weapons of mass destruction were really hidden.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
20 May 2009 3:42pm
North Korea put in an order for 50 Intercontinental Ballistic Nannas.
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
Marvin Marvin
WA, 725 posts
20 May 2009 4:55pm
Little Johnnie took the fart bag joke too far one day.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
20 May 2009 7:26pm
Sure its impressive, but is it a number 2?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 May 2009 7:31pm
Gertrude made it look easy........(there ya go Elmo)


drift
drift
VIC
737 posts
drift drift
VIC, 737 posts
20 May 2009 8:08pm
Thunderbirds are go!
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
sick_em_rex sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
20 May 2009 8:11pm
Hmmm I think I made that curry just a tad too hot
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 May 2009 10:30pm
MikeyS said...

To this day nobody ever suspected where the weapons of mass destruction were really hidden.


These were weapons of ass destruction.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 May 2009 10:53pm
Bondalucci said...







Gertrude Isle had never married for she was known for her terrible temper and particularly weak bladder.

Around the village she was known as the Incontinent Ballistic Miss Isle.



greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
20 May 2009 11:11pm
george, are there any amenities around the picnic grounds ere? you see, the turtles head is pokin out and i'm just about touchin cloth!

too late!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23687 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23687 posts
20 May 2009 11:01pm
Cecil, Percy and Cyril sat at the bingo table and discussed Mary's hot arse.
Little did they know, that right outside the window......
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
20 May 2009 11:20pm
Ping pong balls were old school
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
20 May 2009 11:21pm
Sometimes you need a bit more push to get the suppositories installed
RRamjet
RRamjet
QLD
43 posts
RRamjet RRamjet
QLD, 43 posts
21 May 2009 4:49am
Gwenyth's self experimentation to studies in greenhouse gases was awarded second place for the Nobel Prize.
RRamjet
RRamjet
QLD
43 posts
RRamjet RRamjet
QLD, 43 posts
21 May 2009 4:58am
Nanna practiced waiting at the bus stop for weeks, finally she decided it was time for her to compete.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
21 May 2009 10:16am



Bertha to Emission Control:
Houston, we have a problem...




MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
21 May 2009 12:21pm
elmo said...

Sometimes you need a bit more push to get the suppositories installed

Or this is what happens when you get your smoke flares and suppositories mixed up.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
21 May 2009 12:33pm
Pension Costs Set To Skyrocket
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
Pugwash Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
21 May 2009 10:44am
Hilda enjoyed the games at the annual Roy Orbison impersonators conference.
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
Marvin Marvin
WA, 725 posts
21 May 2009 10:57am
Mavis kept young by 'giving it a go' - she'd try anything once.

In this case, once was too many.
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