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evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

7 May 2009 11:02am

Clams need to be cleaned thoroughly before eating.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

7 May 2009 11:05am

The next Winter Olympics will replace "Curling" with "Curlies".

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

Al Planet

TAS, 1548 posts

7 May 2009 11:42am

Useful advice from the Government

ICE is dangerous
It can mess you up.
Expect paranoia
Black outs
Flash backs
Head aches
Irresistible urges to rap about how cool Melbourne is.
The weird sense that you have been violated by a Chinese
curling team.

Further useful advice from the Government

Being fat is dangerous………

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

7 May 2009 2:36pm

evlPanda said...

Clams need to be cleaned thoroughly before eating.

CLAMS GOT LEGS !!!

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

7 May 2009 2:53pm

Curlers call this manoeuvre the CLEAN SNATCH AND JERK.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

7 May 2009 1:50pm

In their quest for lost jewelry and loose change the metal detector squad were starting to take things one step too far

Marvin

725 posts

Marvin

WA, 725 posts

7 May 2009 3:54pm

Hello gorgeous, my name is Svetlana, haven't we met somewhere before?

Marvin

725 posts

Marvin

WA, 725 posts

7 May 2009 3:56pm

Hi girls, don't mind me, i've just got an itch i need scratching

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

7 May 2009 7:01pm

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

7 May 2009 7:22pm

These kiters didnt see each other, let alone the skater, and that they had strayed onto a skating rink !!!

Windxtasy

4019 posts

Windxtasy

WA, 4019 posts

7 May 2009 5:24pm

Richiefish said...

These kiters didnt see each other, let alone the skater, and that they had strayed onto a skating rink !!!

I just knew those polka dotted boardshorts would have to make an appearance somehow!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

7 May 2009 7:59pm

if I dont do it Elmo gets edgy......

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

7 May 2009 7:23pm

Richiefish said...

if I dont do it Elmo gets edgy......

you missed one but I do appreciate the gesture

Those shorts are legendary now

decrepit

12885 posts

decrepit

WA, 12885 posts

7 May 2009 7:41pm

The plan to connect the world's icerinks via teleport had initial teething problems.
Not only was it hard to keep your balance on arrival, but occasionally the destinations got mixed up.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

sailpilot

QLD, 787 posts

7 May 2009 9:51pm

Ooh yeah scrubbers, just little higher now .......ahh, thats the spot

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

7 May 2009 10:12pm

Richiefish said...

the "old willie" is back...

..(on the piss again?)

What can I say? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink the stuff

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

Waterloo

QLD, 1497 posts

7 May 2009 10:28pm

Bristling with nerves before her first ever game, Gregoriava unfortunately took her coach too literally when he said "just go out and have a crack".

snides8

1731 posts

snides8

WA, 1731 posts

7 May 2009 8:43pm

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

7 May 2009 8:48pm

My little pony I love, my little pony

Marvin

725 posts

Marvin

WA, 725 posts

7 May 2009 8:53pm

AAP: Karma turned full circle today when Tonya Harding was attacked during her ice follies prelude at the World Curling Championships in Helsinki. In a sensational development, Nancy Kerrigan denied having bribed the Russian curling team - despite the fact that all three were seen deep in conversation earlier in the day.

snides8

1731 posts

snides8

WA, 1731 posts

7 May 2009 9:29pm

ahhh yes! some double ender action!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

8 May 2009 12:14am

pelvic floor issues in the winter masters games required stalactite removal.

iantas

56 posts

iantas

56 posts

7 May 2009 11:35pm

for the last time its a stick not a .....

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

8 May 2009 2:18am

I'll have what she's having

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

8 May 2009 2:21am

After I do it with a chick, it usually only takes the clean-up crew about 5 minutes, then she's good as new!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

8 May 2009 8:32am

Wet Willy said...

Richiefish said...

the "old willie" is back...

..(on the piss again?)

What can I say? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink the stuff

not the horses I know anyway !!!!

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

8 May 2009 6:59pm

...and in sport: Steven Bradbury does it again!

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

8 May 2009 6:51pm

whatever your niche tattyana had it covered

Bluedog76

249 posts

Bluedog76

249 posts

8 May 2009 7:28pm

Due to the current finanical crisis, the IOC decided to amalgamate some sports................figure skating rated highly, curling not so much, to together the ratings should be just above average.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

9 May 2009 4:35pm

poor relative said...

whatever your niche tattyana had it covered

Relli, by virtue of his secret breast augmentation technique, inveigled his way on to the girls team.

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