If you deliberately run over a kiters lines you are more likely to fall flat on your face and possibly damage your fin, your board or yourself. In short, it's ****ing stupid.
if you deliberately run over my lines you are also likely to fall on a fist on the beach afterwards
Nice one Chuck Norris. Does that come with a round house kick?
"Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Stamp can change the laws of physics. With his fists. "
"Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Stamp while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic."
"Stamp invented his own type of karate. It's called Stamp-Will-Kill."
"When Stamp does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"Stamp invented the Giraffe when he kicked a horse in the chin"
Obviously Stamp's horse was having a really bad day after running over Stamp's kite lines drying in the sun......
