At first no one believd mad Tom the tipper drivers ranting meteorite theory - but everyone was suitably impressed with his mathematical calculations and precise driving skills.
Tom just kept singing "catch a falling star and watch it wreck your bucket da da da da da da" as they took him away.
Mundawoy was ecstatic and he veered his truck like Allan Moss through the chicanes. He suddenly realized he could now quit his day job when the words to his latest song came to him out of the blue.
Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away You kin do what ya do, say what ya say Comes down to doin' it they only one way! Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away
Say, what's that smells like fishes Tell ya if you really wanna know Say, what's that smells like fishes Tell ya if you really wanna know Ain't sardines,m don't come in a can Just what every woman wants from every man
Keep that blacksnake off me, It's cold and clammy to the touch Keep that blacksnake off me, It's cold and clammy to the touch Mama, mama, gotta realize Blacksnake goes between yer thighs
Now keep yer fingers off it, doncha dare touch it You know it don't belong to you. Two ol' ladies in a great big bed One turned to the other, and then she said
Well, you can lick it if you like it, but doncha dare bite it Even if you want it bad Look here, mama, I know you You can get it when it's killing you ...
My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long He goes down like a good man oughter Comes around when he's outta water, ...
Mundawoy was ecstatic and he veered his truck like Allan Moss through the chicanes. He suddenly realized he could now quit his day job when the words to his latest song came to him out of the blue.
Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away You kin do what ya do, say what ya say Comes down to doin' it they only one way! Keep on trucking, mama Truckin' all my blues away
Say, what's that smells like fishes Tell ya if you really wanna know Say, what's that smells like fishes Tell ya if you really wanna know Ain't sardines,m don't come in a can Just what every woman wants from every man
Keep that blacksnake off me, It's cold and clammy to the touch Keep that blacksnake off me, It's cold and clammy to the touch Mama, mama, gotta realize Blacksnake goes between yer thighs
Now keep yer fingers off it, doncha dare touch it You know it don't belong to you. Two ol' ladies in a great big bed One turned to the other, and then she said
Well, you can lick it if you like it, but doncha dare bite it Even if you want it bad Look here, mama, I know you You can get it when it's killing you ...
My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long My man is a deep sea diver, he goes down so long He goes down like a good man oughter Comes around when he's outta water, ...
Is'nt that the first single off the new Rock Truck album ???????
On the way to the stoning with his truck of rocks, Abdul was having second thoughts about his selection when he realised his name was next on the clean up roster.
I must say I am impressed with this weeks entries, the bar has been lifted !!!
Honourable mentions go out to these guys:
Revhead said...
Late that night in the depot, none of the other trucks believed him when he said how big the rock was until Jack and Reg the little land cruisers backed him up.
bigmark100 said...
Not a porter loo in sight, and Jimmy was desperate for a dump.
Richiefish said...
He painted the nugget brown and tried to smuggle it out of the mine. The plan came "undone" when the truck became "unsprung".
But the clear crowd favour and winner of this weeks golden windsurfer award is Eggs for this pearler:
eggs said...
After years of hard work in the mines, Dave could finally afford that big rock his girlfriend had been hinting at
Good one mate, your turn to choose a new photo for this weeks competition
Now, if I could only stop singing..."catch a falling star and watch it wreck your bucket da da da da da da"
I am always amazed how these sorts of "caption" contests bring out amazing array humorous tangents. NotWals "stoning" theme had me laughing heaps as I conjured up all sorts of takes on that theme. I guess in the end our appreciation of what appeals is based on our own personal sense of humour, our maturity, our lifes experience etc.
Its a good opportunity to explore humour and try to get away from the obvious.
On behalf of myself and my gag writing staff, I'd like to thank you, the people for this most prestigious honourable mention....
Richiefish, by the powers vested in me and in the absence of one Mr Eggs, I hereby promote you from "honorable mention" to winner of the golden windsurfer award for comedic writing. As winner of this most prestigious award you are entitled to choose this weeks photo.
