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nasty

153 posts

nasty

WA, 153 posts

22 Aug 2008 10:16am

Betsy suddenly started to regret last night's chilli

stamp

QLD

2798 posts

stamp

QLD, 2798 posts

22 Aug 2008 12:21pm

this is not what i imagined when i wished for a cheerleader's legs around my head

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

22 Aug 2008 12:22pm

Seconds later bruce was in a real flap.

wormy

QLD

679 posts

wormy

QLD, 679 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:32pm

I knew mum was right when she said take my raincoat today.

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:33pm

elmo said...

All that solo practice Billy Hunt put in at home meant he could pick up anybody

There was an young boy named Hunt,
who tried to lift up chicks on his front.
Sadly one day he miscalculated the weight
and was suffocated by her @#$&

wormy

QLD

679 posts

wormy

QLD, 679 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:34pm

23 sais " do you think we will ever see him again"

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:47pm

Geoffrey was doing all right until he thought of that camel joke.
Now they call him "Slick".

russh

3027 posts

russh

SA, 3027 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:24pm

The elective "Preperation for Marriage - supporting your wife " classes gave Johnnie a better idea of what the future may truely look like.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

22 Aug 2008 1:55pm

Suppository Bob moments before his name change.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

22 Aug 2008 2:09pm

Gloria wasn't called a cow because she was over weight but because of her number of legs.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

22 Aug 2008 2:34pm

At that moment, Roger seriously doubted that he would be able to support "M", "C" and "A" at the same time.

walshd

601 posts

walshd

SA, 601 posts

22 Aug 2008 2:07pm

"Brett Lee is a pansy! he only does 12 wheatbix in the morning with milk!!"

"I do 12 whole boxes with Guiness in the morning, and lift an elephant at lunch!!"

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

22 Aug 2008 7:52pm

Geoffrey tricks his friends with his inflatable companion. <snicker> What a card.

fatwa

TAS

107 posts

fatwa

TAS, 107 posts

22 Aug 2008 8:42pm

Like being under a flock of seagulls ... don't look up with your mouth open

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

22 Aug 2008 9:33pm

application to I.O.C. for new olympic sport.. ..Fat chick tossing.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

22 Aug 2008 10:10pm

(Once again, in the David Attenborough voice)

".....and in tonights episode, we take a closer peek at an endangered species,....the Furry Broad Nose Beaver.."

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

22 Aug 2008 9:41pm

#00 "Hey Jimmy, does my butt look big in this ?".

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

22 Aug 2008 9:45pm

OK, you can get down now,........NO! NO! NOT LIKE mmff!

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

22 Aug 2008 9:58pm

Sams irrational fear of falling off the planet led to some extreme solutions

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

22 Aug 2008 10:00pm

Picking up chicks taken literally

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

23 Aug 2008 12:14am

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

22 Aug 2008 10:32pm

Wish she was an Aardvark

wormy

QLD

679 posts

wormy

QLD, 679 posts

23 Aug 2008 8:29am

As soon as I got my shirt number I knew things were looking bad for the day

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

23 Aug 2008 8:35am

23 says to 16 "you dared him, you clean up the mess"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

23 Aug 2008 8:42am

It was seconds after this that Maurice discovered ...................religion.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

sailpilot

QLD, 787 posts

23 Aug 2008 10:57am

The rest of the basketball team knew Jimmy was a ring-in as he set up for a slam dunk.

red

VIC

741 posts

red

VIC, 741 posts

23 Aug 2008 11:42am

Just a few more seconds.. hands trembling.. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO.....

Flash light .. check, compass.. check, GPS .. check, rations.. check......... There's a chance I might find my way out ......

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

23 Aug 2008 12:47pm

AARRGGHHh I think she has a yeast infection...!!!

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

23 Aug 2008 10:48am

Full arm extension..... You're Sh1tting me!

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

23 Aug 2008 1:20pm

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