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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

24 Aug 2008 10:21am

elmo said...

Wicket practice

with stump cam

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:42pm

Kitemare in Mumbai

russh

3027 posts

russh

SA, 3027 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:15pm

News headline "President of the River Murray divers association performs cunning stunt outside parliament house to highlight the plight of the murray"

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:59pm

elmo said...

elmo said...

Wicket practice

with stump cam

Please come again.

Mark _australia

23681 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23681 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:13am

As the crowd gathered, the man walking past thought it was much Apu about nothing

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:24pm

Dawn Patrol said...

Turns out he was praying to the wrong god.

The next minute a giant hammer hurtled out of the sky and drove him into the ground

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:25pm

(in indian accent of course)
You think its clever that i've had my head buried for three days.You wait till you see me eat my lunch.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:26pm

And now for my next trick "the curry fountain".

sick_em_rex

NSW

1601 posts

sick_em_rex

NSW, 1601 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:27pm

The Indian version of Stargate

Mark _australia

23681 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23681 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:30am

~~The lunchtime crowd gathered as they had heard about the New Deli in the street...... very diappointing for the hungry masses~~

Edit #1: Withdrawn ........ about as funny as a fart in an elevator

Edit #2: Strewth it got thumbs up so reinstated

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

24 Aug 2008 2:43pm

stribo said...

And now for my next trick "the curry fountain".

Wrong in so many ways

I love it

Bender

2236 posts

Bender

WA, 2236 posts

24 Aug 2008 3:01pm

Kelib was good at his job.
His boss had just sat him down for a performance review.
Most of the feed back was good, but his boss did ask Kelib to use his head more.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:44pm

this is what happens when "Growing Dope" is taken too literally.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:50pm

Cleverly disguised undercover police tackle the theft of Mumbai's kerb side trees for firewood.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:52pm

Amit investigates the prospect of being reincarnated as a tree.

wormy

QLD

679 posts

wormy

QLD, 679 posts

24 Aug 2008 8:03pm

Don't worry, I just saw my ex wife coming down the street.

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

24 Aug 2008 6:40pm

The unfortunate circumstances of throwing a $2 coin to a bunch of beggars!

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:25pm

Dont you bloody tickel me feet Punjahbi, Im looking for my Kaftan!!!!

Spelling is very poor, sorry.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

24 Aug 2008 10:16pm

Poor Apu couldn't afford a real trip down under.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:00pm

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:35am

As Apu jumped from the plane, he realised his new job as a suicide bomber was going to be one of the hardest he'd ever done.

2 minutes later:
Just realised Richiefish has already used the suicide bomber idea.

elmo

8894 posts

elmo

WA, 8894 posts

25 Aug 2008 7:38am

Please please let nobody see me taking a leak

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

25 Aug 2008 10:48am

the "auger helmet" is used a lot in local fencing projects . In this pic the guys that are turning habeeb, are on smoko.

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

25 Aug 2008 12:28pm

I just realised how competitive some of you guys are.
You don't vote thumbs up at all, just dethumb the opposition. Vicious

I've been laughing out loud at this one. Some of those comments are priceless.
I was really tickled by Wet Willie's 40 day head spin gag but the one that just keeps me giggling when ever I think of it is Mr No-one's comment "Say, I could park my bicycle there" - cracks me up. (meta pun not intended)

Keep em coming boys.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

25 Aug 2008 10:32am

apus new ostrich dance had the crowd roaring

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

25 Aug 2008 2:42pm

Unfortunately for Sanjeev, the Indian cosmetic surgeons had only ever trained on Mr Potato Head.

big-gazza

101 posts

big-gazza

WA, 101 posts

25 Aug 2008 7:02pm

The Mumbai Aeronautical Space Administration (M.A.S.A.) today announced its first succesful manned launch into an outer orbit of the earth - only marred by the slightest of hitches for the astronaut on re-entry!!

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

sailpilot

QLD, 787 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:12pm

After 5 long years the "intelligence" agencies of the western world still haven't discovered Osama's hideout.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:42pm

Ooo sumbudy pleeze help me!! I'm touching cloth..

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:59pm

(guy in ground)
"Hey, little ol' lady......can you hilp me, bro?......I'm beached is!"

(ol' lady)
"Hey, Bro.......You're beached is!!!"

(guy in ground)
"Yeah, bro........I'm beached is!!!.......and you think that F'n whale was parched, bro!!"

(ol' lady)
"Oh, yeah bro.......hey......

........wanna chup?"

(Sorry, just saw Liz's post)

(Oh, and sorry for the crappy kiwi accent

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