Can someone shed some light on what the "chair police" are please??

I think I know and Im assuming every sailing area has some but Im very curious

also fondly known as "the muppets"

Should have been here;

"yesterday"
"an hour ago"

and to offically be a member of the chair police, you must have a watering can with you, only those whom have seen this will get it! not a bad idea though just the same, if you clean your gear that is

oh by the way ka43 "the train" is a flat water sailing location on the gold coast. A local speed spot, clean water behind a sandbar, in both s/e and n/e.

found a piccy of them!

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2505

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2506

notice some resemblences.

really no wonder there is a water shortage, the only time ur gear needs washing is to rinse sand or seaweed off of it

is there any connection with the chair police and the fun police

great pics greenleader, priceless...

Now ,now boys some of these guys are 60/70 years old and deserve a rest between sails....every 5 mins or so.I do know there are a few "closet" chair police.....many have been seen sitting on their tailgates of the car in the shade of the up and over door...you know who you are!
Oh and another saying and you must have shear terror in your voice

"Dont sail at shearwater or you will get sucked out of the seaway and never be seen again"

"i cannot go up wind with a weed fin"

"Bring Shannon back.. he will sort the fishermen out"

"bloody hell"!!! (The girl walking the four dogs in the Merc)Or in Marks case "all that meat and no bread"(with Yorkshire accent)

My personal favoutite "i have been planing all day until you came" knowing dam well the weather hasnt changed.

What about these strange people ripping the foam out of their car seats and sticking them up the shirt and going out like a hunch back...whats that about?

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Originally posted by sonic

What about these strange people ripping the foam out of their car seats and sticking them up the shirt and going out like a hunch back...whats that about?

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What the

No it makes you float face down when you loose consciousness!!!!

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Originally posted by Haircut

current gut volume + man boobies + love handles versus back padding volume = float on back

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Pay that, ''

everytime i see the prof he's on the water.

don't tell me he traded his lightwind gear for a lounge.

so the prof is back from his titanium hip replacements then.

hand the man some binoculars!

onya prof, and welcome mark a.k.a. "chairman" you have big boots to fill with that name!

Prof hopes to be back on the water no later then Christmas...2kgs heavier with the steel hip, actually he has been giving advise from the beach...think i prefer him on the water!!
I heard a senior memeber has been giving chairs away to attract younger blood to the ranks.
Nice NE On Wednesday were was everyone?