Do u urinate in your wetsuit?

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Susie
Susie
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26 Feb 2009 10:09pm
To wee or not to wee.......that is the question
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
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26 Feb 2009 10:43pm
I always do it, but just remember, it's not good etiquette to do it BEFORE you get to the water especially if standing on concrete
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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26 Feb 2009 9:49pm
Susie said...

To wee or not to wee.......that is the question


wee in the winter of our incontinence...
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
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26 Feb 2009 9:20pm
steamers in steamers eh!.
dont have the problem on a salt lake , but dont run your front wheel over the yellow salt patches.
If you see a small dark object on the lake, dont sail too close to find out what it is
firiebob
firiebob
WA
3182 posts
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26 Feb 2009 9:26pm
Haircut said...

firiebob said...

I never ever pee in my wetsuit, I say, never ever

I do in my boardies but it's not easy on the move and no time to stop


if u put your boardies over your wetsuit it'll give you a good excuse for both


I have never sailed in a wetsuit, don't even own one
firiebob
firiebob
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26 Feb 2009 9:31pm
landyacht said...

steamers in steamers eh!.
dont have the problem on a salt lake , but dont run your front wheel over the yellow salt patches.
If you see a small dark object on the lake, dont sail too close to find out what it is


In a song Frank Zapper said "Don't eat the yellow snow"
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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26 Feb 2009 10:26pm
I dont discriminate and pee everywhere
Buses, lamposts, trees wetsuits its all game....its the beauty of being man.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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26 Feb 2009 10:33pm
firiebob said...

landyacht said...

steamers in steamers eh!.
dont have the problem on a salt lake , but dont run your front wheel over the yellow salt patches.
If you see a small dark object on the lake, dont sail too close to find out what it is


In a song Frank Zapper said "Don't eat the yellow snow"



Being a rock star he probably was referring to impure or improperly refined cocaine.

I mean the guy did call his kids Dweezle and Moon Unit, so god knows what he was on about
Susie
Susie
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27 Feb 2009 12:33am
Richiefish said...

Susie said...

To wee or not to wee.......that is the question


wee in the winter of our incontinence...


or when someone like you says something screamingly funny!
Susie
Susie
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27 Feb 2009 12:35am
poor relative said...

I dont discriminate and pee everywhere
Buses, lamposts, trees wetsuits its all game....its the beauty of being man.


I hate you
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
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26 Feb 2009 11:06pm
slightly off the subject, but , EVERYTIME i drop down the hill into Lancelin and i see sand being blown off the dunes and waves breaking way out back....it makes me want to crap, even if i unloaded before i left.......

and the dunnys are so bad in lano
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
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26 Feb 2009 11:34pm
I try not to. I hear it's bad for them. When i'm kiting along in my springy, i just flop it out of the leg hole, and pee as i ride. It's good.
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
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27 Feb 2009 8:44am
When you gotta go - you gotta go!
Richiefish
Richiefish
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27 Feb 2009 8:29am
Mark _australia said...

firiebob said...

landyacht said...

steamers in steamers eh!.
dont have the problem on a salt lake , but dont run your front wheel over the yellow salt patches.
If you see a small dark object on the lake, dont sail too close to find out what it is


In a song Frank Zapper said "Don't eat the yellow snow"



Being a rock star he probably was referring to impure or improperly refined cocaine.

I mean the guy did call his kids Dweezle and Moon Unit, so god knows what he was on about


inncorrect ! Frank was weird but he didnt do drugs,(not even pot). Scotch and coke and ciggies was all...The song says dont eat the yellow snow, where the huskies go !!! (and its spelt Zappa !) If you get a chance to see Zappa plays Zappa,(Dweezel and band) DO IT! Its f@#kin great !!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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27 Feb 2009 8:42am
Dawn Patrol said...

I try not to. I hear it's bad for them. When i'm kiting along in my springy, i just flop it out of the leg hole, and pee as i ride. It's good.


Your so well hung tho, you have little choice.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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27 Feb 2009 8:44am
Susie said...

poor relative said...

I dont discriminate and pee everywhere
Buses, lamposts, trees wetsuits its all game....its the beauty of being man.


I hate you


Dont get angry...get even with the revolutionary she pee

LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
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27 Feb 2009 10:44am
I can do it surfing, while in the water waiting for a wave.
But have never been able to do it while riding at 20+knts, I have to stop, a good excuse when I crash or mess up a gybe. And then like Mark, wash it down with some fresh water.
Can you wee while riding?
king of the point
king of the point
WA
1836 posts
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27 Feb 2009 9:01am

Did pissing in your wet suit ......kill your crabs ?
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
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27 Feb 2009 11:21am
poor relative said...


poor relative said...



Dont get angry...get even with the revolutionary she pee




I was watching an old Top Gear and Jeremy Clarkson bought a She Pee. He bought it with the money he saved driving a VW diesel car around London as opposed to driving a petrol car, from what I remember, though perhaps that was a different story as I was medicated at the time.

It was a bit of a mystery as to what the object was but a woman in the audience identified it. It has been said that males will eventually become redundant in human society.


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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27 Feb 2009 9:51am
LeStef said...


Can you wee while riding?


It is hard to get it going but I have managed
Buell
Buell
SA
89 posts
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27 Feb 2009 1:23pm

A quote from this forum some time ago comes to mind

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it.
Piss on it and walk away"
NasiGoreng
NasiGoreng
VIC
260 posts
VIC, 260 posts
27 Feb 2009 2:33pm
BEWARE the back-pressure if you stack in a bloated, sealed wettie!!

it will squirt out your eye sockets!!
555
555
892 posts
555 555
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27 Feb 2009 1:18pm
I seem to remember reading somewhere a while back about pee-jibing..

Ah, yes.. there it is - Cammar up to his usual tricks:

The pee jibe is one of the most difficult thing I can do windsurfing. Here's what it is:
I'm planing, hooked in the harness and feet in the footstraps. As soon as I start peeing, I try to jibe without stopping the pee. It's not easy, you need to be really relaxed in your jibe... the most critical part is when you have to switch your feet.
It's a difficult move to learn, because you can't practice it that much. Unless you go back on the beach and drink a bottle of water every 10 minutes...
But, as I said, I got so good at it that yesterday I did two in a row, without stopping the pee (which must have been abundant)!

mauisurfreport.blogspot.com/2007/01/pee-jibe.html


Apparently it's at least twice as hard as a push loop

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23690 posts
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27 Feb 2009 6:32pm
Well a pee push loop would not be nice probably come out around your neck

A pee air-taka DTL and landing on the wave would be the hardest move I could think of
upwind
upwind
QLD
166 posts
QLD, 166 posts
27 Feb 2009 8:14pm
so, it is all piss'nwind???
jp747
jp747
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27 Feb 2009 7:15pm
sick_em_rex said...

I always do it, but just remember, it's not good etiquette to do it BEFORE you get to the water especially if standing on concrete


I'll be so frank about this i just love the feeling of warm ammonia gushing down your wetsuithowever when on concrete make sure you're still dripping wet when doing it as to camoflage the event
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
28 Feb 2009 1:06am
what about poo poo who does poo poo in there wetsuit i know a kitesurfer that did
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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28 Feb 2009 12:10am
Awwwe you guys

And so ends my contribution to this discussion before I discover new unplumbed depths of self humiliation
Fall off boy
Fall off boy
25 posts
25 posts
28 Feb 2009 12:40am
once got an aqua turd next to the face.
not so nice
windwarning
windwarning
VIC
600 posts
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28 Feb 2009 12:40pm
so who does pomys in there wetys ?
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