Double Loop Indoors!

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kiterdan
kiterdan
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25 Jan 2006 4:46pm
Slave

You don't have to read if you're offended by what is being discussed. Its certainly a lot more entertaining than the **** that dribbles out of your mouth!

I enjoying doing windmills in the shower. To do it both in both directions however, takes hours of practice.

WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
poor relative
poor relative
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25 Jan 2006 4:50pm
Maybe 'slaves just impotent.
would explain his grumpy mood.
Viagra slave......
waveslave
waveslave
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25 Jan 2006 4:52pm
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

quote:
Hardman, Poor Relative, Fishguts :

You homos need to lift your game.
Discussing the size of your cock on a public windsurfing forum is so pimpley adolescent.
Too low-brow for slave.
You ******s need to visit a different website that's more suited to this boring crap.

I guess you got a small dinkie eh?



More cock fixation, more boring pimpley adolescence.
What's the matter Poor Relative,
is slave raining on your fag-parade ?



Hey Kiterdan,

Have your zits cleared-up yet ?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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25 Jan 2006 5:02pm
There was a time i admired you slave, even wanted to be you once....
all that changes today, knowing you are impotent, small winkie and dont get any....
try anti depressants slave, they may help.
waveslave
waveslave
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25 Jan 2006 5:12pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

Maybe 'slaves just impotent.
would explain his grumpy mood.
Viagra slave......



Hey Poor Relative,
You're full of sh1t.

If you took viagra by mistake instead of the laxative that you truely need,
you wouldn't know whether you were coming or going !
poor relative
poor relative
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25 Jan 2006 5:18pm
Ahhhh slave, see you have to resort to insults, personal jabs, below the belt shots

i can see your intellect probably doesnt allow for much more than that.

Maybe you should get a job?

waveslave
waveslave
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25 Jan 2006 5:33pm
quote:
Originally posted by kiterdan

Slave

You don't have to read if you're offended by what is being discussed. Its certainly a lot more entertaining than the **** that dribbles out of your mouth!

I enjoying doing windmills in the shower. To do it both in both directions however, takes hours of practice.

WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Dear Kiterdan,
I'm not offended by what is discussed in these homo threads.
More like bored stupid by the homo threads.
(But other forum users might be offended.)

But I am offended by the inconsistency of censorship employed on this public forum.
You see,
apparently it's OK to bore the forum users with homo thread after homo thread discussing the size of cocks.
All poorly disguised of course as legit windsurfing topics.
Well, the thread usually begins as a windsurf topic and then it morphs into some weird ******ty fable,
assisted by the usual suspects.
Ever heard of the phrase...'staying on topic'.
It's laughable, but not funny, more like pathetic.

BUT, call someone a cocksucker on the forum as Peto did in a recent thread,
Whamo, his post gets censored.
Why ?
I don't get it ?
Let's have some consistency on this public forum please.

Regards,
slave.
elmo
elmo
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25 Jan 2006 7:56pm
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decrepit
decrepit
WA
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25 Jan 2006 8:24pm
clap clap, clap clap
waveslave
waveslave
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25 Jan 2006 9:50pm
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

quote:
Originally posted by kiterdan

Slave

You don't have to read if you're offended by what is being discussed. Its certainly a lot more entertaining than the **** that dribbles out of your mouth!

I enjoying doing windmills in the shower. To do it both in both directions however, takes hours of practice.

WOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Dear Kiterdan,
I'm not offended by what is discussed in these homo threads.
More like bored stupid by the homo threads.
(But other forum users might be offended.)

But I am offended by the inconsistency of censorship employed on this public forum.
You see,
apparently it's OK to bore the forum users with homo thread after homo thread discussing the size of cocks.
All poorly disguised of course as legit windsurfing topics.
Well, the thread usually begins as a windsurf topic and then it morphs into some weird ******ty fable,
assisted by the usual suspects.
Ever heard of the phrase...'staying on topic'.
It's laughable, but not funny, more like pathetic.

BUT, call someone a cocksucker on the forum as Peto did in a recent thread,
Whamo, his post gets censored.
Why ?
I don't get it ?
Let's have some consistency on this public forum please.

Regards,
slave.



Well, for instance,
Let's take this very thread as a prime example.

TITLE: Double Loop Indoors!
Author: Hardman

Hmmm, on the surface it seems like a legit polesurfing topic.
Even interesting perhaps ?

Question:
How many forum users actually replied 'on topic' to Double Loop Indoors ?
Anyone...anybody ??

Answer:
1
Yep; one, uno, just me, slave.
(that's out of scores and scores of misc. replies)

Why ?
Because the thread typically morphed straight into the usual homo crap ,
that these forum-**** live and die for.

I'll admit it,
there was one reply that was windsurf related but not strictly 'on topic'. (That's not a crime by the way.)
I won't name names but I'll quote the quote.
Quote:
"Sorry Hardie, totally off topic, but was wondering if you managed to sail in yesterday,
or did you have to swim ?"
LOL
'totally off topic' (yeah, non-homo related)
And at the very least it was all about polesurfing and not some phallic trivia.
The Hardman reply was a short dismissive answer and then he carrys-on straight back,
into a homo-chat about his fagmate PR.
LOL.

Fellow users,
Reclaim back your windsurfing section of the forum.
Sweep the crap into the gutter where it rightfully belongs,
and intellectually rise above trash text.

Regards,
slave.
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
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25 Jan 2006 10:05pm
ledgen or forum tragic?
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8099&

waveslave
waveslave
WA
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25 Jan 2006 10:16pm
LOL. Fishguts.
It's spelt 'legend'.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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25 Jan 2006 10:33pm
slave, I've been trying real hard to bite my tongue,
but for cripes sake.

It was a thread that required NO answer, just a pointer to a fairly interesting vid grab.

the very fact that it required no answer meant that it held no substance, therefore open to a couple of friendly gibes from like minded people.

Get a job and get a life.
kiterdan
kiterdan
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680 posts
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26 Jan 2006 7:44am
Get some viagra while you're add it.

Oh, and then dont come back because nobody likes you.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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26 Jan 2006 9:43am
I tried Viagra once but all I got was a stiff neck
waveslave
waveslave
WA
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26 Jan 2006 10:22am
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

come off it Hard's if you wanted serious conversation you wouldn't be trolling this site
(no disrespect laurie, just mean the punters are on here for fun and wind info)

and rellie COME ON you and hardie joined together would be battling to penetrate a fruit fly's arz



Hey Grumble,
LOL.
You even admit the troll farce in your quote.
These homo threads are boring, man.
Get over your cock obsession and get a life.
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
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26 Jan 2006 11:46am
quote:
Originally posted by fish

do you have a 'dickie do' hardie?




Just like every good auction has a secretly planted 'ringer',
the well structured homo thread has its stooge.
Greenroom aka. Fishguts is that stooge.

The stooge patiently waits at the feet of Hardman like a well trained lapdog,
or should I say lapfish ?
The lapfish gets a sly wink and a mention of breast from PR,
and immediately sets the homo thread in motion with the above lame quote.
After a job well done, the lapfish begs for a tasty reward,
and the master reciprocates.

"Here little Fishy, come and get a nice raw prawn from Daddy".
gobble.....gobble
Cough..Cough..Splutter...RALPH !!

"**** Hardie," spits Fish, "Wasn't that stuff yesterdays bait, mate ?"
peto
peto
NSW
406 posts
NSW, 406 posts
26 Jan 2006 6:22pm
I will stick up for ya slave you did for me....****en cocksuckers ey!!
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
WA, 155 posts
26 Jan 2006 7:49pm
im kinda confused?
your about the 10th person who thinks im a greenroom
what does this mean?
do i look like him?
i thought he left the country?
your a bloody FORUM TRAGIC wavesnake!

WAVESNAKE=UNEMPLOYED FORUM TRAGIC WIFE BEATER


end of story
peace out
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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26 Jan 2006 8:48pm
I actually was fairly impressed with the manuver considering the lack of speed etc.

I had seen photos of the indoor places and was surprised with how small it actualy was.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
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27 Jan 2006 9:13am
Yep, the concept of using fans is pretty unique.

Hard to imagine the sort of power requirements needed, and how much bloody noise they would make.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
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27 Jan 2006 9:26am
Be nice to have a heated pool in the UK for winter as well
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
27 Jan 2006 10:04am
Be great for my inability to sail in winter, set up fans in a large enough heated pool, now you're talkin!!!!!!!!!
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