Took a look at the general comments on this forum.
No intention of rubbing them up the wrong way, but bugger me, they are a funny lot with some of the topics they put up
Just reading two, being the one regarding getting the Jatz crackers smashed, after a stuffing the landing, and the second regarding using a leash to prevent the board wondering off when one crashes and the board comes adrift, had me in stitches.
Still cant figure out how one can get the jatz crackers impacting the water "first" when landing after a jump, unless, as one other put it, his legs must be up near his ears when he lands

Having a leash that allows the said kite board to become a projectile when its torn from the users feet and heads back at the wearer in a slingshot action that has only one place to go and that’s to slam back into the user at a great rate of knots.

Funny bunch that kite lot, A

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yeh were cooler than windsurfers though

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Kite rent boy,

I think you dropped this: '

Or perhaps you meant cooler in the past tense?

Damn young 'uns *rattles cane*

Group hug everyone!

you guys really are KOOKS[ sort it out

why is this crap issue still going on, why waste any energy arguing or proving who has the biggest whopper, I mean thats what its all about isnt it, pants down boys and get it over with. Being a windsurfer, I can safely say in agreeance there definetley is a lot of kooks in the windsurfing world, sorry lads! but true!

"their this crap"?

Sort of like when speaking in an Angolan dialect, to a Kenyan farmer from the Lethoso tribe, the meanings and intonations ascribed during communication can become rather confused, message sent is not always received..........

Now what does that have to do with the price of bread Hardie?
Lets all get back onto topic as we have a cutlery draw crisis on our hands!
A question for PR... "what do you have in the third draw down?"

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Originally posted by Greenroom

Now what does that have to do with the price of bread Hardie?

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Well Mr Greenroom, if you understand that one of the current breeds of wheat that is being used to make bread in Australia, was developed from a breed of wild wheat harvested from the Amazon Rain Forest, I think it has to do ....... A LOT with the price of bread, and I expect a full apology............

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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

yeah, yeah, dont worry about Greeny

what the hell was the sucker laughing at ??? (besides the obvious visual hilarity standing in front of him)

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I find the incineration you are making quite offensive,....... apology expected!!!!

................... Any way as it works out, while I was introducing myself as "Hardie", it later came to pass that in Amazaonian Indian the term "Harrdi" is used to describe someone who eats monkey excrement....... Yes he thought it was hilarious........ You'd never believe what I got served for the tribal feast that night, and unfortunately for me, for one to refuse to eat it, is so offensive to the amazonian indians that the only way they could save face was to kill me ................. I Cannot say that that meal was the most pleasing food I had ever eaten in my life

Hey guys...

I haven't ventured this way for so long I feel insanely lost without talking to you guys at least now and again!.

I've got to agree though with half the kiting topics... They are totally random, and we've all (on the kiting forum) posted totally random things... It's just to keep a running joke going. We half all know or have ridden with each other at some point, and just taking the pi$$.

Goodwinds guys n girls

For a good laugh, check this topic out, its just gets better
Some of these guys missed thier calling
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=25354

Hardie, I hope you're strong.

I happen to be au fey with the amizonian lore of which you speak and I can verify that yes indeed you would be killed if you declined a formal offering of monkey feces. Legend has it that the poo eater is the epitome of power. It is a high honour to bear the name of Harrdi. However to bear it falsely is deeply shameful, but here you are presenting as Hardie, a slimly disguised reference to the Coprophagist.

You are in danger my friend. The eyes of the amazon are everywhere.
Your only safe recourse is to adopt a regular diet of monkey poo.
Every shadow hides a poison dart.

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Originally posted by mineral1

For a good laugh, check this topic out, its just gets better
Some of these guys missed thier calling
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=25354

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Mike

Any thing that Relli is involved with is always a laugh

All you need to think you are having and acid flashback is to just add Hardie into the equation.

Pair of sick puppies the both of them, but they can certainly brighten an otherwise glum day.

The difference between Reli and I is that I'm deliberately trying to make a fool of myself, whereas Reli is the real deal,

I remember going fishing with him once, and I'm trying to crack all these funnies about who's catching all the fish but it's not a competition.........laugh laugh snigger snigger....... he just turns around and says "hardie I 've just received a message from the CIA that we are being tracked by a Russian Satelite, I need you to move the boat, (With this glassy eyed deadpan look on his face).... fast and now!!"......... HIHIHIHI yeah sure reli..... You can't handle that it's 11 fish to nil........ Have you ever seen the Exorcist.... Yes well don't **** with this guy when he tells you the Russiansd are spying on him, just do what he says......

Anywase, I move the boat, he tells me we gotta swap rods and reels, and that he has to use the bait I'm using etc etc or the russians will get him.......... Then he catches the biggest King George Whiting you've ever seen......... hmmmmmmmm.......... still can't work out whether he was mucking around or serious?