I stubbed my toe today in the office.
Swollen up big it hurts

Personally i blame euros, tourists and newbies in my building cause there are so many of the fkrs and they are taking up too much space and dont know their way around.

I also hold bow kiters to blame cause they are gay

I also believe that those who ride in waves with or without straps over and under 25 knots in 6 inches and above had something to do with it as they are a devious lot....especially the pink kite riders

Anyone with t in their name.......gay

anyone who wears yellow......queer

anyone who stands on their hands in Hay st Mall and grunts like a pig.......****ta



If it wasnt for you all my toe would be fine

AND I FLY A HYBRID LIKE ALL GOOD ****S

You should have been wearing boots.

piss on ya feet it makes them harder

call a kn toe truck!

I've told you before Poor Relative... It was a headstand, it was a wild boar not a pig, and it was James Street. I was drunk and everyone else was doing it! Now leave me alone will ya.


PS
I don't unhook... coz I'm not that gay yet... but I am practicing.

I tried but I cant reach with my big toe

could I just stand in dog sh!t would that work?

hey pr....u didnt mention if you ever had walking lessons....ive read this forum enough to know that lessons are essential... serves u right... get some proper lessons before u get walking banned for the rest of us who do the right thing!!!

Hey Keithy,

We do walking lessons, no classes, all one-on-one tuition using latest radio helmets in case you walk out of earshot.

We do beginner basic walking on the first lesson with crash restart, left foot right foot theory, and move up to self rescue in case you fall down or stub your toe in public.

Level 2 is more of the same and introduce marching to a beat. We then add thongs at the end of the lesson if things go well.

Level 3 is for advanced walkers who want a little shimmy in their step, we can also add a few dance steps but this is of course only for the most gifted of walkers.

Our guarantee is that we get you walking straight even when anebriated so as not to cause harm to yourself or other walkers.

You MUST GET LESSONS, walking without a safety is dangerous and irresponsible.

Good winds,

Walking i can do its staying erect that i have a problem with, hence the stubbed to...................................

Bring the onslaught on.............................

Darren,
Sign me up. I walk just fine but I REALLY want to see Poor Relo dancing in a thong

Now I see what you mean about staying erect.

That image gave me an instant and probably permanent soft-on

That photo... OMFG!! is that a third thigh

im suprised you can see your toe mike cause of your fat guts in the way

That was a bit uncalled for Darling!