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waveslave
waveslave
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16 Sep 2010 10:33am



"Wow, I can see Flipper's house from up here." ^^^
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
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16 Sep 2010 10:49am
ha ha ha...

Due to some comments from other Kiters, Kiter Joe misinterpreted the basic requirements of windsurfing at his first lesson. However, he did find windsurfing to be remarkably similar to kiting after he became stuck in a light tower.
Sailhack
Sailhack
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5000 posts
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17 Sep 2010 10:59am
me thinks you'll be needing a longer ladder...
king of the point
king of the point
WA
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17 Sep 2010 9:40am
Hey looks like the suns going down ........... ILL BE BACK just go en to turn the lights on for you, it might help you with your (TTTTTT) dangle .
flipper4444
flipper4444
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17 Sep 2010 12:24pm
What is the pussy cat doing up there??wave slave loves me
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 6:22pm
From the Macquarie dictionary: Polesurfing (n):
An activity that is much better than polesmoking {see kitesurfing (n) }

lotofwind
lotofwind
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6451 posts
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17 Sep 2010 8:56pm
From the Aussie Dictionary: Poledancing(n):
An activity done by goodlooking females,involving gyrating around a fixed pole,usually for money,
or
an activity done by overweight old men,gyrating around a pole in speedos, yelling port and starboard at each other ,,,nobody will pay to see them though
LOL
flipper4444
flipper4444
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17 Sep 2010 9:10pm
Aaaa lotofwind i new you would turn up, been waiting for ya to make a comment. whats happening over in the tea baggers forums???? keep it real kid
lotofwind
lotofwind
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17 Sep 2010 9:19pm
flipper4444 said...

Aaaa lotofwind i new you would turn up, been waiting for ya to make a comment. whats happening over in the tea baggers forums???? keep it real kid


Yeah,I got bored in the kiters forum, discussing which shorts to wear tomorrow to annoy the dancers,,,you know thats the only reason we wear them,,do you honestly think any bloke would like wearing those gay shorts
otherwise you guys would have nothng to complain about
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 8:20pm
flipper4444 said...

Aaaa lotofwind i new you would turn up, been waiting for ya to make a comment. whats happening over in the tea baggers forums???? keep it real kid


He would not know as his life revolves around coming to this forum to sh!tstir

lotofwind
lotofwind
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17 Sep 2010 10:32pm
^^^bit slow on the pick up.
Havent you yet noticed that the only time I post here is when you oldies are bagging kiteing?????
I am yet to START the stirring,
just finish it
If you didnt always talk about kiteing,I would never post here.hint,hintgive up stirring and I will stop posting.....I think you want me here cause you guys keep baiting me
I know you love me markiepooas you always post straight after me
lol
landyacht
landyacht
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17 Sep 2010 8:38pm
thats a 20' ladder and its only half way.
hes going to have a great tan it the lights come on automatically.
great find waveslave, youve made my day
flipper4444
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17 Sep 2010 10:59pm
lotofwind your such a cheeky monkey
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
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17 Sep 2010 9:07pm
Dont forget to feed him!!! You promised you would and he needs a run. Coming to think of it his shorts need a wash too, you cant tell them from his wetty at the mo.
lotofwind
lotofwind
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17 Sep 2010 11:17pm
flipper4444 said...

lotofwind your such a cheeky monkey

Na,not being cheeky,just being honest.
If I was going to stir I could have posted straight away.
I only posted to markies usual stirring.I challenge you markie,see if you can go till the end of the year without bagging kiteing and I will do the same....deal????


nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
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17 Sep 2010 9:18pm
lotofwind said...

^^^bit slow on the pick up.
Havent you yet noticed that the only time I post here is when you oldies are bagging kiteing?????


Silly me, here I was thinking that a kiter started it.

Good to hear that waveslave has taken up polesurfing again
lotofwind
lotofwind
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17 Sep 2010 11:22pm
^^^your forgiven,
we are all silly sometimes
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 9:41pm
lotofwind said...

^^^bit slow on the pick up.
Havent you yet noticed that the only time I post here is when you oldies are bagging kiteing?????
lol


Yes I did notice. I think we all did.
Which means that you are over here quite often, just to see if any of the big bad polies have made any derogatory posts about kiting.

It must be terrible to be so insecure about your own sport that you have to regularly go and read what the others are saying about it.

Quite sad I think.

Get a life, get a job, grow some spheres, whatever it takes... but stop trolling in the windsurf forums as it is juvenile, puerile, not entertaining and only shows your lack of personal depth of character whereby you need to seek egotistical reinforcement online.
lotofwind
lotofwind
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17 Sep 2010 11:49pm
bahh ha ha,
You didnt even last 5mins let alone till the end of the year.

Do you think you could do it????Prove yourself.All in good fun,I bet you cant.

Lets do the bet and then you get your wish.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 9:56pm
lotofwind said...

bahh ha ha,
You didnt even last 5mins let alone till the end of the year.

Do you think you could do it????Prove yourself.


Sorry

I did not see your post with the challenge you gave me. By the way, the challenge related to bagging kiting..........I did not bag kitesurfing, I bagged YOU for posting trolling crap in here.

Forget about bagging kitesurfing or bagging windsurfing as it is just too easy.

I propose a better challenge.
I see you have posted in 15 "Windsurfing - General" threads in the last 60 days (that is threads, not individual posts).

Sooooo...... I will not post in kitesurfing forums of any kind until 01/01/2011 AND I will not bag kiting.

You will not post in the windsurfing forums of any kind AND you will not bag windsurfing until the end of the year also.

C'mon, man the hell up and take the challenge?????
lotofwind
lotofwind
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18 Sep 2010 12:08am
Why tooo easy.
As it is usually your posts that I am retaliating against so wont be a problem for me.

bet is startiiiinnnngggggggggggggggg.....NOW
windsufering
windsufering
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18 Sep 2010 12:22am
kite surfing is gay
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 10:38pm
lotofwind said...

Why tooo easy.
As it is usually your posts that I am retaliating against so wont be a problem for me.

bet is startiiiinnnngggggggggggggggg.....NOW


Sweet. No posts in Windsurfing forums by you.
No posts in kitesurfing by me

Too easy.

See ya.
flipper4444
flipper4444
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18 Sep 2010 2:07am
Hey windsufering where abouts do you windsurf? think i might of met you a few times.
flipper4444
flipper4444
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18 Sep 2010 2:12am
Hey mark_australia was lotofwind before my time?? you know before I was a troll on seabreeze?? How long has the boy been around for??
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
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18 Sep 2010 4:36am
lotofwind said...

^^^bit slow on the pick up.
Havent you yet noticed that the only time I post here is when you oldies are bagging kiteing?????
I am yet to START the stirring,
just finish it
If you didnt always talk about kiteing,I would never post here.hint,hintgive up stirring and I will stop posting.....I think you want me here cause you guys keep baiting me
I know you love me markiepooas you always post straight after me
lol


lotofwind, you sure are full of wind, I guess that's where you got the name...
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
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18 Sep 2010 4:45am
lotofwind said...

Why tooo easy.
As it is usually your posts that I am retaliating against so wont be a problem for me.

bet is startiiiinnnngggggggggggggggg.....NOW


Typical gutlesss kook, oops I meant kiter...this bet is your easy way out, eh?

I say bring back those old sharp nosed sailboards, we'll make kiter kebabs...



Nothing to say? Huh???

Richiefish
Richiefish
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18 Sep 2010 8:41am
couldnt of hit it if he was trying to......


red
red
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18 Sep 2010 8:55am
Richiefish said...

couldnt of hit it if he was trying to......





Sure the women hockey pitch was 200 metres from the beach but that didnt stop kite boy trying to show the young maidens his fully sick,phat twisty dangly boost!
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
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18 Sep 2010 9:15am
red said...

Richiefish said...

couldnt of hit it if he was trying to......





Sure the women hockey pitch was 200 metres from the beach but that didnt stop kite boy trying to show the young maidens his fully sick,phat twisty dangly boost!


and still he is higher than any dancer can get on a aeroplane
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
368 posts
18 Sep 2010 10:18am
Well I guess intolerance is the easy way out again.... You wanted a pet kiter in a previous thread...promised to feed and bathe him, wash his shorts.....
But now the time for responsibility comes and to train him and he is out in the cold...while you watch t.v.



I bet your both reading each others forums right now!!!
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