Strangest thing you have seen while sailing

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Cruiser1755
Cruiser1755
QLD
235 posts
QLD, 235 posts
25 Nov 2009 5:55pm
nothing really since I sail without my glasses ... wasthinking of tying a blue ribbon or something to the mast tip to warn people who see me.
Yousurf
Yousurf
WA
165 posts
WA, 165 posts
25 Nov 2009 5:22pm
I saw Boris making out with waveslave
shear tip
shear tip
NSW
1125 posts
NSW, 1125 posts
25 Nov 2009 9:47pm
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spadger
Spadger:
"this would be a term that a male can use to point out a nice looking or attractive"

It doesn't finish the sentence. Kiter perhaps?
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
25 Nov 2009 11:36pm
A penguin in the middle of the Derwent River in Hobart.
A water bomber plane taking on water, long time ago in Corsica.
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
25 Nov 2009 9:32pm
see plenty of flying fich during summer in warnbro sound but the best was a guy hurling his guts up while he was sailing, hooked in and all RESPECT!!!!
Shane
Shane
WA
202 posts
WA, 202 posts
25 Nov 2009 11:22pm
I saw dead sheep about 200nm southeast of Esperance.

Alimac23
Alimac23
WA
144 posts
WA, 144 posts
26 Nov 2009 12:10am
I saw an old German guy in Vass with speedos and a seat harness that had the straps cranked so tightly that both his nutts were flopping about outside his speedos, he was hooked in and totally oblivious to why everyone passing him was pi**ing themselves laughing
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
26 Nov 2009 8:37am
Have also seen a couple of turtles, really cool but not so weird. Weirdest thing was a little bait fish jumping out of the water onto my board and flapping around. Have been hit in the leg by jumping fish too.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
QLD, 6159 posts
26 Nov 2009 11:32am
kiwibro said...

but whats a spadger ????


Didn't anyone ever read 'the picture' magazine in it's glory days? (rubbish now) get some culture about youse... they had a complete alternate vocabulary for anatomy which is still widely used by more learned people than your good selves obviously, and probably those in the medical profession.

eg a Spadger = very attractive woman. she probably has a nice smoo which if I saw it might cause a stir in my tockley and cause me to spoont.

And just to complete the trip down memory lane how about

home girls
Coogan, the dickless detective
Yarna wench
the chloe mountain scheme
lindsay dawn mackenzie
the dog cartoon?
Ca$hman
lee1972
lee1972
QLD
921 posts
QLD, 921 posts
26 Nov 2009 11:51am
Are you english by anychance
myusernam said...

kiwibro said...

but whats a spadger ????


Didn't anyone ever read 'the picture' magazine in it's glory days? (rubbish now) get some culture about youse... they had a complete alternate vocabulary for anatomy which is still widely used by more learned people than your good selves obviously, and probably those in the medical profession.

eg a Spadger = very attractive woman. she probably has a nice smoo which if I saw it might cause a stir in my tockley and cause me to spoont.

And just to complete the trip down memory lane how about

home girls
Coogan, the dickless detective
Yarna wench
the chloe mountain scheme
lindsay dawn mackenzie
the dog cartoon?
Ca$hman



Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
26 Nov 2009 1:46pm
Saw half a seal float past a couple of years back...
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
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26 Nov 2009 1:46pm
Sailhack said...

Saw half a seal float past a couple of years back...


did you freak out? i would have
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
26 Nov 2009 8:57pm
Mark _australia said...

landyacht said...

had a sea lion climb over the stern for a look.


If that was on the land yacht then you have won this thread, hands down!




No sorry it was in the old days, singlehanding a flying ant. they had only just invented a thing called a windsurfer, I had only seen one in pictures
lee1972
lee1972
QLD
921 posts
QLD, 921 posts
27 Nov 2009 8:09am
IM sure (hope) i keep seeing dugongs at wellington point,
Little Jon
Little Jon
NSW
2115 posts
NSW, 2115 posts
28 Nov 2009 1:10am
I saw a waterspout
nbr
nbr
QLD
298 posts
nbr nbr
QLD, 298 posts
28 Nov 2009 12:12pm
A crocodile with a transmitter on it's back.Released in our city by those forward thinking EPA fellas.
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
29 Nov 2009 8:25am
1 - In the early 90's i use to sail at Caloundra a lot, sailing through Pumicestone Passage the dolphins use to swim beside you and rub their bellies against the board. 1st time it happened i crapped!!! but after it it was a novelty, then became annoying as they would do it when going at full speed!!!

2 - my last Sail at the train on the Goldy - the strippers boat doing a session for some party goers - only time i ever perfected a gybe and successfully gone upwind!!!
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
29 Nov 2009 6:29pm
LeStef said...

A penguin in the middle of the Derwent River in Hobart.
A water bomber plane taking on water, long time ago in Corsica.

the landsailing equivalent to the water bomber seeing an army caribou, touch down on the lake we were sailing on , drop a 6wheel landrover out the back( with commandos) and fly off, all this without stopping. we sailed after the commandos and scared the s**t back at them

fletchk
fletchk
SA
93 posts
SA, 93 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:25pm
myusernam said...

kiwibro said...

but whats a spadger ????


Didn't anyone ever read 'the picture' magazine in it's glory days? (rubbish now) get some culture about youse... they had a complete alternate vocabulary for anatomy which is still widely used by more learned people than your good selves obviously, and probably those in the medical profession.

eg a Spadger = very attractive woman. she probably has a nice smoo which if I saw it might cause a stir in my tockley and cause me to spoont.

And just to complete the trip down memory lane how about

home girls
Coogan, the dickless detective
Yarna wench
the chloe mountain scheme
lindsay dawn mackenzie
the dog cartoon?
Ca$hman



Ill back you up. I remember having to buy picture as an apprentice when i was getting lunch for the boys. A quality read and all those words fall on deaf ears these days...sadly. Best thread on this thing. Best i ever found was $10 again when i was an apprentice so it was like xmas!!

Tornado Crew
Tornado Crew
NT
55 posts
NT, 55 posts
2 Dec 2009 11:30pm
seen a few cool things
16 foot hammer head shark
Crocodile
Dugongs all the time
Turtles
Jelly fish
Manta Ray
Up-turned boat with 6 guys and an esky swimming in from a couple miles out to sea
white caps...(being from darwin this doesn't happen too often)
one of my old fins which i lost in a collision...me Vs. a turtle turtle 1 me 0
man on a surf board
7 people in a blow up pool playing poker (pittwater - Melb cup day)
water spout (darwin)

Few other little things that I can't quite remember at the moment
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
3 Dec 2009 8:58am
myusernam said...


Coogan, the dickless detective




Coogan, the c0ckless detective...

And yes, I had collected the picture mag for about 4 years (from age of 16)...sad day about 10 years ago when I decided to throw out 3 archive boxes full of mouldy mags that I had stored in the garage...took a whole day to do it whilst I strolled down memory lane!

Btw, was it just me, or did everyone go straight to home girls to see if any locals posted their pics?
Rox
Rox
VIC
104 posts
Rox Rox
VIC, 104 posts
3 Dec 2009 9:25am
Had a surf with a seal pup at Woolamai last weekend. Not that a seal pup is that unusual but more so the thought of what might be in close pursuit of it, given that Woolamai is just down the coast from the biggest population of "men in grey suits" in Victoria.

A few of the other guys surfing were more than happy to tell the stray pup to f@ck off and surf somewhere else...
fletchk
fletchk
SA
93 posts
SA, 93 posts
3 Dec 2009 2:27pm
I forgot about the beach toy thing. If you head offshore you see heaps of blow up toys. One time training off the canary islands belting along at 20knots we saw a big inflatable pool chair, skipper headed down and told me to grab it nearly ripped my arms off! Mates saw one of those three wheeled water bike that they hire out but it was 300miles from the nearest land
Vinnycent
Vinnycent
NSW
16 posts
NSW, 16 posts
5 Dec 2009 10:16am
Saw a huge 60 ft trimaran capsize in pittwater.
Saw a boat hit overhead electric powerlines.

Sailing a yacht, pulled a sex doll out of the water. It was a sheep model. needless to say it went straight back in.
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