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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

Wineman

NSW

1412 posts

Wineman

NSW, 1412 posts

18 Sep 2007 11:44am

quote:
Originally posted by JESUS

I dont think any one is taking me SERIOUSLY

Rule No 1.
Expect a new thread to be smart-arsed or hijacked within 6 replies

You got it with the 1st reply

...Elmo, of course

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 11:52am

Rule No 2.
Anyone who gets around calling themselves Jesus can not expect to be taken seriously.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:01pm

quote:
Originally posted by JESUS

I dont think any one is taking me SERIOUSLY

This response is boring

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:12pm

I'm too bored to finish typing this messa

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:20pm

Anyone for a game of monopoly?

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:21pm

Can I be the boot?

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:27pm

Then i can be the car.

Rolls dice..... double six!!! yeah!

communiy chest... reads: go directly to sailboard shop pick up new board.

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

18 Sep 2007 10:37am

quote:
Originally posted by JESUS

I dont think any one is taking me SERIOUSLY

About what? You have not said anything that needs to be taken seriously.

GT

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:38pm

Rolls....... 3+2
Moves 5 places
Lands on a Railway Station.

I see Wet Willy, where are you going with all that gear Willy?

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

18 Sep 2007 10:42am

I'll be the top hat
Rolls.....2+2
moves 4 places
Pay Income Tax
$200 or 10% of your worth.

Ah crap I can forget about that new sail.

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

18 Sep 2007 10:43am

It's a double. Rolls again.
1+1

The angel island-ton

Hey Greenroom! The swell's going off up here in the North West

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

18 Sep 2007 10:45am

1 more roll
2+4

Phew, that was close

The electric company...

btw, you forgot to roll again on your first turn, stribo

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:58pm

6+1

Lands on free parking takes board off roof riggs up in carpark

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:04pm

If you think this forum is boring, you ought to see what's on my desk.
My turn- I'll be the battleship.
4+3 Community Chest
You win first prize in a ~~beauty~~wavesailing contest. Collect $100.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:06pm

My missed roll

2+5 lands on water company

I,ll have that KACHING!!

Introduces kiteing tax to all watercourses

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:14pm

no more newcomers?
Ok, my role.
rattle, rattle, rattle
4+1
moves five places

JUST VISITING

I see a small man dressed in fuzzy red suit, it would appear Elmo is being held for impersonating a muppet.

I post his bail.
Pay $200

divaldo

2879 posts

divaldo

SA, 2879 posts

18 Sep 2007 12:47pm

Why cant I get out of Jail for free?

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:17pm

Aw, my mum says I can't play with youse guys anymore. I gotta go home now. Anyone want to be the battleship? Jesus? Anyone?

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:19pm

Stribo smashes bank over mikeys head

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:23pm

The battleship gets lodged in Knot Board's eye

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

18 Sep 2007 11:24am

quote:
Originally posted by stribo

Stribo smashes bank over mikeys head

nebbian grabs handfulls of $500 bills, and runs off gleefully

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:25pm

LMFAO!!!!!!

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:30pm

Why does monopoly always end in violence

[}:)] [}:)]

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:32pm

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Muuuuuuuuummmm!!!!
Stribo hit meeeeee. Waaaaaaahhhhh.

(receding sound of untied gymboots running down gravel path and across lawn to neighbouring house.)

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:33pm

Darts anyone??
[}:)][}:)][}:)]

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

18 Sep 2007 11:35am

nebs is arrested for using counterfeit cash to purchase new windsurfing kit... he is sent directly to jail, is not permitted to pass go, and does not collect $200...

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:44pm

Knot board sues Stribo for damages and collects enough real money to move to Spain and live the rest of his days on a beach windsurfing and drinking sangria.

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

18 Sep 2007 11:46am

Stribo couldn't care less cos he's in WA!

TelecomGreg

QLD

94 posts

TelecomGreg

QLD, 94 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:47pm

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world was turning

This song was written for an imature person
who thought the world was boring

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

18 Sep 2007 1:50pm

quote:
Originally posted by Leech

Stribo couldn't care less cos he's in WA!

Touche'

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