If due to doofus rider. Any distance

. 3 decades, 3 "walk of shame".
First season sailboarding. First board. Fanatic Viper. Inexperienced dolt. Wind shift and build from side to "overpowering" offshore. Launch beach was a short (~20meter) strip of sand. Sun was setting. Shot for the marina entry downwind. Hauled my gear up the pier. ~1km hike walk back to the launch to get the vehicle.
#2. Maui '00. The house we rented had a very tiny beach in a bit of a wind shadow with a tiny reef a few meters off shore. Rock to the west (downwind). Riding a 76L wave board. When the wind drops you need to come in with some momentum and veer downwind then upwind to get around the reef to get to the "beach" at lower tide. One wave too many that session. Ended up on the beach west of the rocks. 100 meter walk of shame.
#3. Couple seasons ago. Fatigued Chinook twin bolt base plate clip "spring tab" and lost the board. Swam the rig back to the beach. Board ended up on the rocks downwind. Two way "walk of shame" parallel to the highway.
#1. Should have come in while I had the chance. But was having too much fun. Dolt!
#2. Should have come in while I had the chance. But was having too much fun. Older Dolt!
#3. Knew the uni plate should probably be replaced. But too much of a cheapo?? Even Older Stupid Dolt!