My boards mast track is pretty tight....

My board is happy for me to go to the pub and drink beer after a good sail when ever i want and it never demands i mow the lawn and do stuff around the house and it NEVER knocks me back if i want to take it for a ride!!

I can put my daggerboard up and down when i want to.

Not the best place to advertise as there aren't many women!

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10

My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year

I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?

My experience is the opposite, they're lining up... but no need to advertise it here, lest I get too many offers.
I was just being modest

Only women checkin me out these days are old aged pensioners

hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

Mark _australia said...

hardie said...

At my age 50, a good wsurf is 10/10 gd sex is a 7/10

My recent experiences suggets it is way easier to get a windsurf too - even in La Nina year

I must admit hot chicks aren't looking for middle-aged men to satisy their carnal desires Even tho I reckon we much better at it than than young studs Except for the stamina part

I wonder how we can make balding slightly obese middle-age men who wear manbras the new sexy?

My experience is the opposite, they're lining up... but no need to advertise it here, lest I get too many offers.
I was just being modest

Only women checkin me out these days are old aged pensioners

Go on man, go the sultana sex. Bit of granny love would do you good. Mouthful of prune juice and you will never go back

Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue (see, sort of back on topic )

...Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue...

Size DOES matter

Gidget said...

...Bit like how old school longboards have come back into vogue...

Size DOES matter

Lucky I have a Deep Tuttle then!!!

...and keep away from the wave sailors, they only have small thrusters

wide is better
short is better

you can do it in public

joewindsurfer.blogspot.com

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)

Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..

Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?

jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)

Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..

Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?

Can't say I've got one..

frant said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

sboardcrazy said...

jermaldan said...

Stop breaking the rules.

The situation is if you could pick one or the other, and you cant have your cake and eat it too. (I have never understood what that means but you get the gist of it).

The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had. But it could be down to me doing it wrong, so I can t speak for you all.

(*I reserve the right to alter my opinion of the above should Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba choose to weight in on the argument by proving otherwise*)

Better not let your partner read this or the choice will be made for you..

Oh its OK. Jessica and Angelina are both on my list. My wife has Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler on hers. She used to have Colin Farrell, which worried me a bit to be honest because when he walks into a room even the guys clinch up their but cheeks cause they are worried. All Colin Farrell needs is a pulse! To cut a long story short I feel much more comfortable with Gerald Butler on her list.

Who's on your list?

Can't say I've got one..

Is that a list or the appendage that causes us blokes to think about s3x every 10 seconds or 90% of the time?

So how often do you think about windsurfing?

BTW I don't have a list either.

Windxtasy said...

jermaldan said...


The best windsurfing session that I have ever had has felt been better than the best s3x than I have ever had.

I expect most on this forum would agree.
So why isn't windsurfing sweeping the world in popularity?

Because Charlie Sheen cant windsurf.

I think some people here are doing it wrong....