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stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

26 Feb 2008 2:43pm

Stewie said...

Stewie has said it before and will say it again now. Stewie means no harm, Stewie is a lover not a hater.

Plus, I have already had 6 emails from windsurfing girls. Its my looks.

If thats your real mug Stewie ..Your in trouble [}:)]

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

26 Feb 2008 3:02pm

Leech said...

graceman said...

True story:
Melville Beech 3 weeks ago one very very good windsurfer who will remain nameless, just had to go and teach this young lady, beginner, with the green bikini top and matching G string the finer points of how to stand on a windsurfer and maybe hold a sail.
That he strayed into deeper water (He is tall) so that he was looking up (from her ankles) for a free 30 minutes lesson was strange. I and others on the beech gave him the vote for doing the yards in appreciation of a great looking girl and possible mate.
I wonder what PWA people charge for lessons?

Useless without pics

sounds very "gynaecological" ??

Stewie

VIC

218 posts

Stewie

VIC, 218 posts

26 Feb 2008 4:10pm

Stribo, that is a little mean. I cant change my looks. I would be totally bald if I never went to the hair doctor, he sowed some in, took it off my back. Doctor is nice man to Stewie. Girls like my chubby face. All I know is, not many Saturday nights go by, without Stewie taking a new lady friend home. This thread is working well. I now have 8 emails from windsurf lady's. (7 of them are Suzie), I wish she would leave me alone, now. Anyway, back to my uncles fish'n'chip shop, busy arvo.

Mark _australia

23695 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23695 posts

26 Feb 2008 2:32pm

I know i can't point the finger

as I am chubby and balding but has anone else noticed Stewies left shoulder is waaay higher than the right?

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

26 Feb 2008 2:43pm

Nebbian thinks that unless you're the queen, speaking in third person is a bit strange.

Stewie

VIC

218 posts

Stewie

VIC, 218 posts

26 Feb 2008 5:07pm

Nebbian, Stewie dont agree.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

26 Feb 2008 5:33pm

Mark _australia said...

I know i can't point the finger

as I am chubby and balding but has anone else noticed Stewies left shoulder is waaay higher than the right?

His left arm is around a lady friend.

Krisiz1

331 posts

Krisiz1

WA, 331 posts

26 Feb 2008 4:04pm

Stewie said...

Could turn gay. (not that there is anything wrong with it) and you would have a bigger choice of partners.

Bit further along the beach from where you rig now will be some guys using kit labelled Airush and oakley and Celvin Kline. They should be able to help you!

graceman

323 posts

graceman

WA, 323 posts

26 Feb 2008 8:32pm

Richiefish said...

Leech said...

Useless without pics

sounds very "gynaecological" ??

I would have taken photos but the Iphone does not have a zoom on it and it was not for lack of trying

You really have to work hard to find deep water at Melville and somehow he found deep enough water that he was forced to look up gynaecologically at his trainee.

jp747

1553 posts

jp747

1553 posts

26 Feb 2008 9:58pm

am open to anything...ac/dc

if ya know what i mean

novak

119 posts

novak

WA, 119 posts

27 Feb 2008 5:40am

Slalom sailor requires two females to go back and forth between.
Twins would be ok.

Gonewindsurfing247

966 posts

Gonewindsurfing247

WA, 966 posts

27 Feb 2008 12:20pm

Exman said...

Wanted 1 hot women who :

1, loves to sit on the beach for hours in the wind
2, is capable of rigging and de rigging windsurfing equipment
3, Approves of the removing of the walk-in-robe for a walk-in-boardrack in the master bedroom
4, willingly uses %50 of her wage to sponser her other halfs windsurfing addiction
5, permits him to windsurf any time (weddings, funerals, birthdays)
etc etc

LMFAO

Krisiz1

331 posts

Krisiz1

WA, 331 posts

27 Feb 2008 2:36pm

Has anyone else noticed how many times this thread has been read? (2nd only to Lauries Posting Guidelines which must be even more interesting) Exman you are on to something!

Stewie

VIC

218 posts

Stewie

VIC, 218 posts

28 Feb 2008 5:09pm

Ok, enough now. Please, to all the windsurfing girls out there, STOP SENDING ME EMAILS. Stewie can only handle one Lady Friend per day. I have a full time job too, ya know !!!! Working at Uncle Frank's Fish'n'chip shop all day, and going for windsurfing breaks in between our busy times, and NOW replying to all the windsurfing girls too, boy. I suppose that is what you get from being such an Italian Stallion. Crack that whip, Yeeeehhhaaaa...............

divaldo

2879 posts

divaldo

SA, 2879 posts

28 Feb 2008 5:07pm

Are you serious Stewie? You sound like you like yourself a bit....are you a kiter?

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

28 Feb 2008 6:10pm

You could just use the 'Buy and Sell' section.

For Sale: 1 ~~love muscle~~ heart. Looking for ~~revenge~~ soul-mate for a 1-night stand.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

28 Feb 2008 5:25pm

Krisiz1 said...

Has anyone else noticed how many times this thread has been read? (2nd only to Lauries Posting Guidelines which must be even more interesting) Exman you are on to something!

That would be stewie checking it 80 times a day.Also notice there are no posts here from women..bwahahahaha.

Stewie you the laaadys man !!!!!!

But then haven't seen a post from susie for a while...hmmmm

Tiddlywinks

164 posts

Tiddlywinks

WA, 164 posts

28 Feb 2008 4:41pm

Ol Stewie aka Thick soup might just bat 4 the other team

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

stribo

QLD, 1628 posts

28 Feb 2008 6:45pm

Stewie said...

I have Suzie locked in my basement. But dont worry, the rope is not harming her in any way, and I feed her 3 times a day, so all is fine at the Stewie household. She seems quite happy, as she cries less, these last couple of days. I let her out at night, in the garden for some fresh air, guarded by my Rotty. Soon she will forget the real world, and think I am some kind of god. I will then, let her come and sail with me. Remember, in some countries, it is still ok to discipline your Lady.

The shape shifting lizard people have been alerted of your actions stewie

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

28 Feb 2008 8:21pm

You know how you know you've found the right one?

When you're lying together in bed, staring at the ceiling in post-coital bliss, possibly smoking a cigarette (bad!) and she asks the inevitable question: "what are you thinking about?"...

And you reply "Windsurfing"...

...and it's okay!

monster

TAS

495 posts

monster

TAS, 495 posts

28 Feb 2008 9:18pm

Wet Willy said...

You know how you know you've found the right one?

When you're lying together in bed, staring at the ceiling in post-coital bliss, possibly smoking a cigarette (bad!) and she asks the inevitable question: "what are you thinking about?"...

And you reply "Windsurfing"...

...and it's okay!

id be in the poo then cause i would have said nicole kidman

hardie can you please do something with stewie i think he needs a visit from the men in long white coates or is just seeking attention with coments like that

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

28 Feb 2008 7:29pm

monster said...
hardie can you please do something with stewie i think he needs a visit from the men in long white coates or is just seeking attention with coments like that

Show him the red card!

Mark _australia

23695 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23695 posts

28 Feb 2008 7:34pm

Maybe his missus already has so that's why he's posting here?

smithers

TAS

54 posts

smithers

TAS, 54 posts

28 Feb 2008 11:33pm

Chicks that windsurf ??? They are like tasmanian tigers: no longer a species in Tasmania. I'm just happy to meet a girl that actually knows what a sailboard is !!!

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

28 Feb 2008 9:47pm

smithers said...

Chicks that windsurf ??? They are like tasmanian tigers: no longer a species in Tasmania. I'm just happy to meet a girl that actually knows what a sailboard is !!!

With a name like Smithers are you sure its the girls you meet?

smithers

TAS

54 posts

smithers

TAS, 54 posts

29 Feb 2008 12:24am

Greenroom said
With a name like Smithers are you sure its the girls you meet?

Thanks for the tip; maybe i'll use the name Greenroom, that should pull the chicks...

monster

TAS

495 posts

monster

TAS, 495 posts

29 Feb 2008 12:31am

smithers said...

Chicks that windsurf ??? They are like tasmanian tigers: no longer a species in Tasmania. I'm just happy to meet a girl that actually knows what a sailboard is !!!

there as common as foxs here

eyeMhardcor

255 posts

eyeMhardcor

255 posts

28 Feb 2008 10:41pm

Hi Fellas, I am one hardcore chick (check out my photo), I have been a little shy to come onto this thread until now but here goes.

I am so hardcore it is unbeleivable. Loves to stur sh!t on forums. Gets bored easily when there is no wind. Looking for like minded similar heros.

Stewie

VIC

218 posts

Stewie

VIC, 218 posts

29 Feb 2008 12:43am

Hi.

paddymac

943 posts

paddymac

WA, 943 posts

28 Feb 2008 10:59pm

Stewie, I'm excited, picking up a lot of good tips from you. This Saturday night could be the one. Do you reckon I should go the Brut 33 or the Old Spice?

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