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15 Jul 2026 9:16pm
flowstate said..
Need Essentials!
Comfy , quick dry, and effin bulletproof.
Staka diff cuts & colours to choose from 🤙🏽


I did have a look at those but I missed the ones with hip pockets - may give 'em a go. Still pretty uninspiring in the colour and pizzazz though, most of 'em look like a 90's private school summer uniform...
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15 Jul 2026 9:07pm
Only so peaceful it can be with packs of roaming dogs barking all night... Right on the point is super expensive, so its either Le Morne village or La Gaulette it is a 10 min drive to One Eye from either. I would go with an airBNB at La Gaulette with more food and supermarket options.

If you wanted really quiet Baie du Cap is 20 mins and some airBNB's tucked in the outskirts there.
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14 Jul 2026 6:10pm
zarb said..
I shove it in as fast as humanly possible and make peace with the fact that I'm stubborn as hell and won't be redeploying anyway - I'll be pumping away on the tiniest bump due to a stupid tactical error and come off foil before you see me ever trying to throw it back out. Redeploys are for witches!




+1, redeploying is for basic bitches who aren’t committed to their runs… either eat it at speed or pump through
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13 Jul 2026 9:23pm
eppo said..
in the bumps meaning DW ?

We’ve found the the uhas really like the 120
dart. It’s small and fast. That being said 130
aith a blue and red also works okay to.

The 770 is a really good all rounder but keep your 980 - it has its place in the surf. That is until you try the Mas !!

ps your sizing checks out. 770 will easily
cover 780 to 980.


Surf stab and MA's are match made in heaven. I wouldn't necessarily order one just for a UHA - it definitely works fine shimmed, I am riding UHA770/surf 130 red shim.
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13 Jul 2026 4:06pm
So... did anyone do anything exciting for 35th anniversary?

www.imdb.com/video/vi1074053145/
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13 Jul 2026 4:02pm
Speedialer said..
I feel bad for you. At my local spot the foil drivers are also talented wingers, parawingers, prone foilers and especially surfers. And many of them rip. For sure there always a few guys on the fringe doing stupid stuff. But to have your spot dominated by gangs of disrespectful geezers running circles around you must be so depressing. At least it gives you something to look forward to in your old age.





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11 Jul 2026 6:50pm
airsail said..
It’s really location dependent whether Foildrive works for you. Home for me is Moreton Bay, Brisbane, without FD many days would turn into none foiling days. If your blessed with wind over 15knots 365 day/year I understand bypassing the Foildrive, but although I love the para it is crap in anything below 15knots,
Here is my week ahead, the para’s will see no use so Foildrive only. Yes Foildrive is initially expensive, but for me actually the cheapest cost per session as I’m up around 300 FD sessions per , the other days are para.






Just bit the bullet on one based on exactly this forecast…

It will definitely not replace other disciplines for me but if it gets me out on the water 50 times over winter it will be worth it.
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4 Jul 2026 8:19pm
jn1 said..
Lateral thinking here. Is this boardies over wettie ?, because you're a kite surfer ?. If so, then why not have pockets in the wettie ?. That will simplify your board shorts requirement. I think the below looks very fashionable.





ahh, reminds me i miss kitepants, that was a golden era
Topic: Boardies
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4 Jul 2026 5:36pm
Yo water gods, help me out. I'm after the following and I can't find anything that meets my criteria!


Boardshorts that are

a. ridiculously comfortable
b. have a side pocket, preferably zip
c. are pimping and don't look like casual funeral wear

I have no pricepoint for the perfect pair...
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27 Jun 2026 5:42pm





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29 May 2026 12:34pm
IanR said..
By waves the locals mean monster wind chop in Perth. The continental shelf extends very far out to sea and there are barrier islands around perth that very few real swell get through
For real waves you have to travel a couple of hours north or south of Perth


The monster wind chop is not terrible though for an after work session.






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27 May 2026 11:51am
Wing? Parawing?
Floater or sinker board?
What conditions do you see in your local area?

If you already have these, then you should be able to answer your question. Try the 3.5 on days you would normally go out on the 3.

Personally, I have one 3.5m wing that covers me for any conditions. Above 35 it can be a bit squirrelly for getting up, but I don't have these conditions often enough to carry a small wing (I used to have a 2.5m and got rid of it because I didn't use it).
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7 May 2026 10:12am
Board: Smik the Jack 5’4 x 21” x 80L
Discipline: Winging, Parawing, Downwind (primarily DW parawing)
Reviewer Skill Level: Intermediate to Advanced DW wave riding
Weight: 80kg
Affiliations: None, paid full retail
Review based on around 30h of riding at end of the Perth season, in zero knots (it paddles well!) to 30+, flat water through to 6-8ft+
I’m a sucker for a short board in every sport and I couldn’t get out the door fast enough from the SUP party when parawings came out. Over the last 12 months I have ridden a number of boards in the ML category from 5’9 to 6’1and spent a good amount of time thinking “what is that six inches at the front actually doing?”
I know in theory that length = planing speed = lift etc, but my experience with pop-up on a parawing is that you either don’t get the speed to really make that worthwhile and have to rely on a pump up, you have a swell line to run down to get up, or you have enough wind it doesn’t matter.
So in my head while idly awaiting a gust to get up in sketchy end of season conditions, I had been quietly designing my next custom board. Before I had that really figured out though, the Jack popped up (so to speak) and it was very close to the thing I had in my head – close enough that I bought it sight unseen (and the fact it already had my name on it was a nice touch).
Sooo… Enter the Jack. The core bits I were looking for which work a treat:
Double concave with an aggressive V on the front. Having tried a lot of boards, this is a non-negotiable for a good design for me. Bounces straight back off after a touchdown, rather than dragging you to a halt (makes meaningful eye contact with Skybrid), punches through chop to pop up and releases earlier for take off.
Stability without excess width. I have ridden narrow midlengths (18”) and wider wing boards (22”+) and the 21 is a good middle ground. If I was designing this myself I would have gone around 20”-20.5”, but the volume has to go somewhere and the little bit of extra length across the board stops this from being too blocky. The flat back half of the board works well, I would have bevelled the rails more rather than the fairly much straight vertical, but it works.
Volume up front. A necessity with a parawing, and doesn’t introduce any compromise for winging. Stomping the front foot gives you pop off the water, rather than sinking the nose. More generally, volume everywhere. I was a bit wary on the amount of volume squeezed into this small board, in my head I felt it would have been better off at 70L, but it works and is surprisingly Tardis-like. Because its short it looks very thick, but side by side with a 5’10 Skybrid of similar volume it is not noticeably any thicker, with the volume crammed at nose and tail. The sunken deck works a treat and makes it feel like a much lower volume board. I thought I would want to drop some more litres, but having used this in all conditions, I’m now rethinking that. The extra volume works in light conditions and is not a hindrance any other time.
Performance. On or above the water, it kicks ass. I can get up in the same or less conditions than any longer board I have had for the same volume. It is extraordinarily responsive to pump, as it is a perfect lever length where you have pretty much the same length of board in front and behind you. Basically since getting this I have been able to pump through anything and recover (usual weed disclaimer) and pump up in ridiculously marginal conditions.
Getting up is far more stable than it should be, I have used this multiple times in trash conditions (30kt washing machine stuff) and it is much more stable than the other boards that I have had. I can’t really pin why this is, as on paper there is nothing in particular that suggests it shouldn’t be a corky mess, but it is definitely the easiest board I have used for getting on to, standing up and getting going.
On a wave it feels like a performance shortboard, nimble, easy on axis pivot and it has upped my carving game. Swing weight feels zero (and if you think that about your current board, you’re absolutely wrong, try this and change your mind), 360 loops on foil are now in the equation for me and carves are now rail to rail. On that note, recovery from a rail hitting the face is much more doable and getting hit from side on is more stable than I have experienced with other boards.
Downsides. Only two:
Small one - unless you have experience sitting in stress positions on a concrete floor in a POW camp, the diamond pattern grip is ridiculously hard. It would be much nicer to have a Duotone-like soft grip for bare knees and a better board feel. Minor, but annoying when it’s close to otherwise perfect.
Big one - the positioning of the foil track is bananas. It feels like they never updated the location of the tracks when they scaled the model size, as the rail starts at the mid point of the rear strap, and then continues to the middle of the board, about a hand-width behind the front strap. So the only place it works for me riding Armie gear is wedged as far back as it can possibly go, and then its juuuust on the cusp of workable. If I was wearing straps, I am not sure this would be doable. As it stands I can’t get the foil far enough back to be able to put my foot against the rear ridge (which would be the ideal, so you can pump up with foot pressing against that and then bring forward a smidge as you start downwinding). I would definitely recommend trialing this before you commit, as it may not work at all with your foil setup if your foot needs to be forward of the mast and/or you ride with straps. Might not be an issue with the larger sizes I suspect.
TLDR:
In short, an amazing board that goes hard in all disciplines and all conditions, well priced and also fits longitudinally in a ute tray, with no noticeable compromise from being shorter. This is my only board for parawinging and winging, I have the budget to have multiple boards but just don’t need anything else. 7.5/10 as it stands, would be a 9 if the tracks were positioned a bit better, and a 10 with better deck grip and a more durable paint job.
Finally a mild disclaimer that you will need to be able to pump up properly to get the most from this. If you're pulling yourself up on foil using the wind, then you will probably struggle on a board of this length. To ride this you're not really using the planing speed to generate lift, instead you are getting the board to release from the water surface using your pump technique, and then getting lift from the foil. On a wing you can get away with this and its likely a great board to learn how to pump as its very obvious and responsive to the inputs, but if you are parawinging and don't have pump technique you are probably going to have a bad time with this.