I want to go fast, super fast, super duper fast.

So fast my ears whistle and my shpinkter shrinks

So fast I end up passing Mcfly and Dr who in the time frame worm hole.

So fast my GPS shows way points in the Burmuda triangle, even though I was sailing on the inlet

So fast I get there 5 minutes early

So fast the rooster tail is HUGE!

So fast, KATO looks slow.

Any advise would be greatly appreciated.