had a nice sail at train today - but was wiped out by kitesurfer who was 20 ft upwind & ahead did a huge leap int he air & swept sidewayson direct collision course - i was flat out & honking in flat conditions - my usual vigorous anglosaxon spray of abuse seemed to have no effect & it turned out he was french - people are always shouting waving thier arms & calling each other names in france - so no joy there - he was to big & 25yrs younger than me so I couldnt thump him - quips about the war are a bit dated - does anyone know a really really nasty insult that might offend a kitesurfer?? - is there some new term or expression in common parlance that can be wheeled out?