10 thing to do with your sail boards when theres no wind
coming in at number 10
10. put 2 milk crates under it and get the t.v off the floor
9. cut it in half and strap them to your arms as wings
8. saw it into 3 equal lenghts and make a triangle
7. use one of those lenghts as a limbo pole
6. place bricks under one end and hit it hard on your b.m.x
5. take the fin out and drag it behind your 4b on the beach while head standing
4.go surf some sand dunes
3.saw her down the middle and wall mount them for 2 beautiful book selves
2.lend it to someone so you are not constantly reminded thats thers no wind
1 . dig tail into the ground ,then draw a target on the back and shot flaming arrows at it untill the wind picks up
come ooooonnnnn
