yeh i have nothing to doso i have come up with this idea
10 uses for sailboards when theres no wind ;

1. take fin out and use as skim board
2. place brick under front and make jump for your b.m.x
3. borrow a mates board and you have a big pair of water skis
4. put bindings on it and you have a light wind kite board
5. put tripod under it and you have a lovely coffee table
6. use it to save your place in a que.
7. place it in the fork of a tree to gain a better veiw of next door sun bathing . be carefull the branch dont brake when you start jumping up and down.
8. draw target and fire flaming arrows at it . this way you wont lose your arrows.
9. put wig on it and you will always have a dinner date.
10. cut into 3 equal lenghts and make stumps for a nice afternoon of cricket
I NEED WIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Put it in your van and come back to WA

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12.
Strap the board (sideways,east/west) to the roof of a Mini-Minor and then you've got yourself a little aeroplane.

maybe you could do like the vietnamese and thai's etc do, and strap a V8 with a pole and propeller to it
(what do they call em, long toms I think)

Tie some rope to either end, hang it from a tree and use it as a swing