Surfingboyo smells of durex

poor relative said...

Surfingboyo smells of durex

ya mum goes to college.

My mother once told me that there are certain things in life which have nothing to do with duck feet.
Today is the tomorow we had yesterday.
My reality is real, you are all fragments of my demented imagination.
One day Aardvarks will rule the world.
I used to masturbate but then my hand found someone better.
Just one day I'd like all the winning lotto numbers on the same line and same ticket (I'd also like the ticket).
My dad told me "don't listen to your mum, she doesn't like ducks".
Life, don't talk to me about life, here I am with a brain the size of a planet and a head the size of a slightly larger than average head, you do the math, no wonder I dribble so my shyte.
I wore odds socks to work one day, took me 1/2 the day to realize my mistake, what the hell was I doing at work?
Why on public holidays do all the dyckheads end up in Mandurah?
Tasmania only stays near Australia because Victoria sucks so much.
Carn the Eagles, 2 games out of 10 woo hoo!!
If you look under a rock you can expect some smartarse to come up behind you and kick you in the freckle.
In 100 years time people won't give a sheet if you've had a bad day today, unless you are responsible for nuclear weapons.
You didn't really think we would hang a Koala bear did you?
Sydneysiders think they're the best part of Australia, who are they kidding a Sydneysider "Thinking"?
One day I may grow up, hope it's not to soon.