Occasionally I find myself torturing my own brain figuring out why I just thought that? ...
Make sort of sense? I know...

Here is how a normal scenario goes in my head.

Why did you click that post.. You knew it would be crud, now that person gets and extra read and feels more satisfied for that, I wont click it again when 5 more people have replied. ----I click again. rrrrr

I knew that overtaking that car would put me in-front yet I'm still stuck 25 back from the truck and need to pee, why did I do that. The stupid servo is 2 km's away and I will have to pass the same clowns. rrrrrrrr

I should have know better than to waive at my neighbor this morning - now the bugger wants a yarn I bet ya.
Sure enough pull into driveway neighbor asking for a coffee, why you no listen brain.. rrrrrrrr

Am I alone in these rational / irrational thoughts?...... your thoughts?

I farted during a job interview once.

it was silent, most defineately violent

I couldn't maintain a train of thought post fart

nor could I look at the two people interviewing me

I didn't get the job