Anybody use twitter ?

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Walt
Walt
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1 Jun 2012 7:58pm
I used to own a twitter but it leak oil all over the place always got stuck in third gear it was a nightmare so I sold that and purchased a Facebook that was even worse to small and up the hills had not guts so I sold that then bought a Toyota oh what a feeling now that makes sense or does it, now it's getting confusing.


Kind Regards
Walt
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 8:00pm
Anyway, just had lamb and vegies for tea.

adolf
adolf
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1 Jun 2012 8:01pm
Mark _australia said...

^^^ I appreciate your sentiment, but don't think I am being negative - just realistic.
Social media was developed to assist in academics sharing ideas and much like the internet in general it has become rapidly taken up by all and sundry, leading to social problems nobody could foresee.

With FB and Twitter we don't see the major dramas quite yet but they are contributing to some social ills or the loss of interpersonal connections - much like the ability to SMS has.




Yeah, I'm with you - muppets talking with other muppets about cock sucking type things. I hate having to feel concerned about the possibility of upsetting some pinko tree hugger kiteboy, that I used to go to school with.

I want to tell it how it is!

I don't get onto twitter or Facebook anymore to "keep in touch". For whatever reason, I allowed muppet friends that I knew from school to "add me" - and it was then that I started to become aware of the need to consider their feelings when I wrote what's on my mind - give me a f'ckn break.

If I still wanted to know and deal with these people daily, I'd still be friends with them in real life.

But on the other hand - if I was selling something, they would be my best friends.

There are two types of people in this world - fake and real.

Most of the real people I know, have very little need to be involved in social media, unless they are trying to sell stuff to muppets.

I think Twitter/Facebook/etc can be marvelous business tools - but that's about it.
stuk
stuk
NSW
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1 Jun 2012 10:27pm
You might feel differently if are in business. Social media indicators are a large part of googles algorithm to decide which web sites should receive higher rankings in their search results.

Higher search result position results in more search traffic means more eyeballs on your offers equals more income from your website.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:49pm
I have a drinking game: whenever you see the facebook logo take a shot. You'll last 90 minutes at most if you're watching commercial TV.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 9:51pm
stuk said...

You might feel differently if are in business. Social media indicators are a large part of googles algorithm to decide which web sites should receive higher rankings in their search results.

Higher search result position results in more search traffic means more eyeballs on your offers equals more income from your website.


And that is fkn sad also. I want to send an email to my mate without gmail picking up on key words and doing targeted advertising all over my browser.
Why should business yeild to the desires of the webmaster? Traditionally (and rightly so) the business owner seeks and pays for advertising, not the other way around whereby now the business owner is tempted to do underhanded sh!t to get listed higher on google.
Wonder why we get spammed on forums? Why FB and others sell info to anyone they can make a buck from?
If business in general revolted, the web would soon change. But unfortunatley they can't do that en masse, so it is here to stay. Trying to get ficticious results and reviews so google lists them higher.
Contrast Seabreeze - highest on the list of results as it is heavily trafficked and popular, unlike many tangible goods out there.

It is interesting that since the time of Caesar (?) who implemented the Census 2000yrs ago, people have been annoyed about the Govt requesting their personal information every 3 - 5 yrs.
Now people voluntarily put all kinds of stuff up that enables targeted marketing crap, paedophiles find kids online and find them at school or sport or their street etc, if something happens to you and the media wanna run a story about it they have your pic etc etc

All because people's subconcious ego means they like to feel important, and having 1000 "friends" on FB, or people listening to their banal crap on Twitter, stokes the ego fire.


Boiling a frog peeps.
Y'all go for it.



nebbian
nebbian
WA
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1 Jun 2012 10:18pm
Mark _australia said...

Why should business yeild to the desires of the webmaster?


Hey it's written in the bible, of all places.

Beatitudes, Matthew 5:5;

Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 10:22pm
nebbian said...

Mark _australia said...

Why should business yeild to the desires of the webmaster?


Hey it's written in the bible, of all places.

Beatitudes, Matthew 5:5;

Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth


where the bloody hell does it say that nebs are you reading the jehovahs tripe
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
2 Jun 2012 12:24am
nebbian said...

Mark _australia said...

Why should business yeild to the desires of the webmaster?


Hey it's written in the bible, of all places.

Beatitudes, Matthew 5:5;

Blessed are the geeks, for they shall inherit the earth


Thought it was.......


Blessed are the big nose's.....

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 10:44pm
Just watched Big Bang Theory - cool. Had a nice Shiraz. Bed time soon.
DUDE
DUDE
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2 Jun 2012 12:46am
Twitter...****

Just got a smart phone,after about 2 days worked out how to turn it on.

Sorry to all those that have got phone calls at weird hours of the night,bloody touch screen thing.

what the **** would I put on twitter....

"cant work out how to use this phone...****"


BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 10:51pm
DUDE said...

Twitter...****

Just got a smart phone,after about 2 days worked out how to turn it on.

Sorry to all those that have got phone calls at weird hours of the night,bloody touch screen thing.

what the **** would I put on twitter....

"cant work out how to use this phone...****"






Pretty simple - crap like everyone else haahahhaaa
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 10:54pm
DUDE said...

Twitter...****

Just got a smart phone,after about 2 days worked out how to turn it on.

Sorry to all those that have got phone calls at weird hours of the night,bloody touch screen thing.

what the **** would I put on twitter....

"cant work out how to use this phone...****"






I know the feeling.
Used to get a call: pick up phone, press green button and say "hello?"

Now I get a call: Fumble in pocket. Accidentally pickup said call by touching screen, hang up 0.1 sec later by accident. Make a call back (involuntarily) to same person 0.2 sec later, and they hear "fkn sh!house fkn touchscreen Taiwanese sh!t" ..... then a hangup tone.

Not everyone works in an office - some people use phones whilst putting down a tool standing on a roof in the rain, or driving an armoured personnel carrier whilst being shot at, or with 5 kids hanging off each arm screaming about a Wiggles concert and what they want for their birthday.

Bring back real fkn phones with bloody buttons - so those who are not metrosexual self absorbed insular GenY Tweeting Facebook addicts can just be fkn contactable without accidentally ringing the Suicide Hotline, or Qantas Lost Baggage queries. [}:)]

Ta.

BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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1 Jun 2012 11:10pm
nice rant very eloquent but you forgot to tell the world what colour undies ya wearing at tomorrows doof doof concert mate
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 11:13pm
BulldogPup said...

nice rant very eloquent but you forgot to tell the world what colour undies ya wearing at tomorrows doof doof concert mate


As if I'd wear undies to a rave. I'd score in the first 10mins, so undergarments are redundant.
(As long as I don't get a call on the confounded touch-screen thingo, which would make me look uncool )
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:20pm
I know I have to get an iphone but I'm holding out resolutely can I make it without joining the masses oh geez
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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1 Jun 2012 11:21pm
^^^ the only thing you'd score at a rave Mark-oz is a headache and the desire to go home and have a nap on the couch
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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1 Jun 2012 11:23pm
^^^^
I feel the love really I do
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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1 Jun 2012 11:28pm
Sigh....
japie
japie
NSW
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2 Jun 2012 1:28am
I made an enemy on Facebook. Some bloke in Dubai or Saudi. I posted a link on his Wall when I was pissed and stoned. He got quite irate. Looking back on it he might have ended up against a wall as the content was a tad out of kilter with strict Islamic code.

He is not my friend anymore.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:32pm
Back to Twitter

I am wearing a white t-shirt. Had a nice poo tonight. Going to bed now.
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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WA, 3271 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:37pm
You should pop into the kiting threads before you curl up with your latest Agatha Christie novel and hot water bottle Mark. There is a very serious conversation about kiters wearing concrete boots. Sounds like something poleys would normally encourage
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:39pm
Geez to both of those posts

adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:39pm
I just did a silent fart, did a cough when I did it - f'ck it stank. I don't think anyone else even noticed.

Told them it was the brakes, which made them all sniff and inhale it - bahahahhahha
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
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1 Jun 2012 11:40pm
Chris6791 said...

You should pop into the kiting threads before you curl up with your latest Agatha Christie novel and hot water bottle Mark. There is a very serious conversation about kiters wearing concrete boots. Sounds like something poleys would normally encourage


Pass me the disco-bikkies ghostrider, I'm going to a rave that a fellow groover sent me a text about on the interwebs on my iPhone..... and then I will check out your teabagger thread when I get home at sun-up.

/out.
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
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6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:43pm
Mark _australia said...

Chris6791 said...

You should pop into the kiting threads before you curl up with your latest Agatha Christie novel and hot water bottle Mark. There is a very serious conversation about kiters wearing concrete boots. Sounds like something poleys would normally encourage


Pass me the disco-bikkies ghostrider, I'm going to a rave that a fellow groover sent me a text about on the interwebs on my iPhone..... and then I will check out your teabagger thread when I get home at sun-up.

/out.


geez why am I recalling that old TV show "The Odd Couple" question is who's Oscar and who's Felix no insults meant lads
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
1 Jun 2012 11:45pm
adolf said...

I just did a silent fart, did a cough when I did it - f'ck it stank. I don't think anyone else even noticed.

Told them it was the brakes, which made them all sniff and inhale it - bahahahhahha


you've got a warped sense of humour Ollie love your work
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
2 Jun 2012 10:15am
Just watching re-runs of Jeopardy. I am getting smarter.
Hamsta
Hamsta
505 posts
505 posts
6 Jun 2012 10:34am
Just rubbed one out and used the Diamond Royal Jubilee Souvenir Liftout from The Worst Australian to mop up.

Hacking Facebook accounts can make a slow nightshift a little more entertaining.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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6 Jun 2012 2:27pm
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