"Australia will initiate action in the International Court of Justice, seeking to prevent Japanese whaling in the Southern Ocean," Mr Smith told reporters in Sydney.
Mr Smith said he spoke to his counterpart in Japan before the announcement and both of them agreed the case would not disturb the country's international relationship.Yeah. The meeting went something along the lines of:-
"Now listen mate, we have to put on a show for the punters. We have a pretty good relationship with you guys on the trading scene with all the kickbacks etc. If we don't put on a good show of looking like we are doing something, the punters might vote the other lot in and they will be a lot tighter with the purse than us.
Now don't worry. It won't cost you guys a cent because we have already blown multi billions of the punter's money so they won't miss another billion. We will pay for the whole show and you guys can continue with the slaughter.
We have blown nearly all of our pre-election shots and we are starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel, so just go along with us on this one so we can at least get the greenies on side,......please......mate???