Around Australia Day and Anzac Day etc there is a lot in the press about how wonderful and noble Australians are. The great attributes we have as a race. Kind, selfless etc. I know the truth however. The truth is the average Australian is either an inconsiderate pig or a fool. How do I know? Because for decades at the football, down the beach in caravan parks etc I have used the public toilets. Invariably and every time someone has pissed on the seat or at least on the floor somewhere. Often faeces is splattered up the bowl and even on the wall, door etc. When I use a toilet I aim for the middle of the bowl. And yes there have been times when I overshot or splattered. When that happened I took some toilet paper and cleaned my mess then washed my hands. I can only come to the conclusion people either are such fools that they can't manage to urinate inside a quite wide bowl or they are inconsiderate pigs that don't give a sh1t about their fellow Australians.

RPM said...

you are the fool....

Australia is very 'multicultural' present day.. How do you know it's not one of these people? Do you stake out the toilets and watch people pee and crap??

Yep... I used to work in a "multicultural" college in town, the care takers had to put little notes in the toilet (male And female) asking the users not to climb on the seat and squat, even female toilets had piss on the floor and crap on the rim! it is all about learning the civilised way!
Not to say that some peeps have an aiming prob as well!

elbeau said...

Around Australia Day and Anzac Day etc there is a lot in the press about how wonderful and noble Australians are. The great attributes we have as a race. Kind, selfless etc. I know the truth however. The truth is the average Australian is either an inconsiderate pig or a fool. How do I know? Because for decades at the football, down the beach in caravan parks etc I have used the public toilets. Invariably and every time someone has pissed on the seat or at least on the floor somewhere. Often faeces is splattered up the bowl and even on the wall, door etc. When I use a toilet I aim for the middle of the bowl. And yes there have been times when I overshot or splattered. When that happened I took some toilet paper and cleaned my mess then washed my hands. I can only come to the conclusion people either are such fools that they can't manage to urinate inside a quite wide bowl or they are inconsiderate pigs that don't give a sh1t about their fellow Australians.

I think you are spot on ! there are a lot of pigs and they are breeding rapidly .

The pigs / fools you speak of are the same ones that will leave their rubbish on our beaches and roads sides . Rather than leave it in their car and bin it at home or in a council bin.

i have just got back from a surf , and half way down the steps opposite the dunnys was a human crap . these people are nothing short of animals . No sorry im wrong in saying that . ...... some animals cover their crap up .

I am over these pigs that come down here for a day or week and leave their crap all over the place !!!!!

But you are right elbeau , they are everywhere !!!!!!!!

The sheilas reckon their toilets are in a worse state then ours.

Good illustration for evolution.... or lack of it..... I believe in Devolution more......

Use a port-a-loo on a job site on a 38 degree summers day, then you will have something to complain about.
It is funny throwing rocks at them when your boss is in there though.

Aussies are okay.

The problem is we have an expecation that "someone should do something about it". This comes from the earliest colonial days when the "someone" was the colonial authorities as they had all of the limited resources in old Sydney town. So people won't take responsibility for their or others actions.

Judging a nation by its public toilets is an interesting measure. In Holland you walk down the street and have to jump over rivers of urine flowing out of what are best described as "piss booths" every few hundred meters.

No bloody way would I go into a public toilet in America either.

^^^^^^Î dont think I would hire that apprentice.
Unless I was a terrorist.

I guess that depends which side of it you're on....

B

Just go in the water ;)

c) sitting on top of the holder.

doggie said...

felixdcat said...

So A or B?

A & B, depends on my state of mind and how much I care

A if you have a cat, B if not.

Having said that, I have a cat and use B. Cat delights himself with pulling all the towels off their rails instead. I don't look forward to the day he discovers the date rolls.