BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU

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Stone Age
Stone Age
NSW
68 posts
NSW, 68 posts
4 Nov 2007 12:39pm
From London: "For many years, we have been warned of the health dangers associated with alcohol. Now there is more cheering news from a different set of scientists.

Their research has shown that a glass of beer is far better at rehydrating the body after exercise than water.

Reseaarchers suspect that the sugars, salts and bubbles in a pint may help people absorb fluids more quickly. The finding comes from a study at Granada University in Spain.

....You KNEW that didn't you?
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
4 Nov 2007 1:35pm
Big thumbs up!
big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
WA, 649 posts
4 Nov 2007 3:02pm
derrrr more the reason to hav a drink
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Nov 2007 5:15pm
f***k I'll never be sober now.
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
4 Nov 2007 5:24pm
"Laughter works faster than valium or vodka and is free of the negative side effects."

Somehow I don't truly agree with this haha.... Go BEER but also go Vodka.

mMMmmm... Too early to grab a drink *darn thee* haha

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Nov 2007 5:24pm
and there's a steak in every one!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Nov 2007 10:49pm
mmmmm beer. my love for you will never die......H.J.Simpson.
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
4 Nov 2007 11:22pm
I knew it
Dooverlacker
Dooverlacker
121 posts
121 posts
5 Nov 2007 2:10am
Does this mean i can show up to training and games pissed???

Im gonna have crownies in my drink bottle
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
5 Nov 2007 4:55am
Mmmmmm yes. My gut, gout, diabetis, early onset dementia and rotton teeth are proof that beer is good.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
5 Nov 2007 12:01pm
I wonder if they will make a low G.I. sports beer
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
5 Nov 2007 11:11am
Big bubble bursting here. The uni said it only works in moderation. Moderation=half a pint. Not much more than that and the duretic effect kicks in. hahaha I'll be hearing the screams from here.[}:)]
Zed
Zed
WA
1274 posts
Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
5 Nov 2007 11:25am
Dawn Patrol said...

Big bubble bursting here. The uni said it only works in moderation. Moderation=half a pint. Not much more than that and the duretic effect kicks in. hahaha I'll be hearing the screams from here.[}:)]


Can ther moderators please delete this post ASAP. Ignorance is bliss!
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
5 Nov 2007 9:46pm
beer, beer goggles, 2am princesses, I LOVE BEER
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
WA, 3183 posts
5 Nov 2007 10:25pm
many many moons ago i cycled with all my camping stufff to the top of that big mother of a mountain next to Granada, Sierra Nevada, i was so deleriously f**ked by the time i got to the top, i rekon a beer would have sent me straight to the harp farm.
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
6 Nov 2007 11:50am
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.




Stone Age
Stone Age
NSW
68 posts
NSW, 68 posts
6 Nov 2007 1:22pm
BEER.....YUM......
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
6 Nov 2007 12:31pm
easty said...

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.


I got done the other day, I'm so ashamed. She used tequila as well...

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
6 Nov 2007 12:46pm
Dawn Patrol said...

Big bubble bursting here. The uni said it only works in moderation. Moderation=half a pint. Not much more than that and the duretic effect kicks in. hahaha I'll be hearing the screams from here.[}:)]


Have been thinking about this for days and this is how it works for me.

Half a pint = good for you
Pint = not good for you.

therefore 8 or 9 half pints must be very good for you ... thats my theory anyway
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
6 Nov 2007 2:59pm
Easty,

Is there a list of most dangerous locations....errr, just so I can avoid them!
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
6 Nov 2007 3:08pm
You can have beer and women at the same time. Just drink Pure Blonde, saves lots of confusion.
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
6 Nov 2007 1:21pm
Just tried a mates U-brew it suds the other day, a pommy style ale - medium dark and low bubbles - very, very noice... No preservatives which is tops (preservs are the thing I hate most in cr@p Oz beer) which means it has to be whacked in a fridge immediately (or consummed).

$60 for 3 cartons = good beer/price and lotsa 2am princesses. Anyone wanna split a brew bro?

Hey Pat - has ya arm grown back yet or were you so disgusted with yourself you beat yourself around the head with the stump until it was unsalvagable???
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