I was out walking along the clifftop with a nice french tart and saw this shiny new red inflatable canoe being paddled through the waves by two himbos. Obviously a new christmas present, they were trying to catch some waves at Duranbah with it. So off they go, the surfers gave them a bit of a hard time so they paddled across to rainbow beach... found a nice peak, started to paddle down it, and then whooshka, it closed out on them and suddenly they realised that they had bitten off more than they could chew. Paddles, inflatable cushions, and the canoe went different directions, the two teenagers ended up on the rocks with a broken paddle and bits of their canoe spread out over a 50 metre radius.
saw a new paddle toy out on a canal near hope island on xmas day.
the users then decided to take a quick dip, left the toy on the jettie and went for a swim.
As they are not from our lovely country we were quick to tell them that sharks have regularly been seen cruising past their jetty and they should "stay well out of the waters n these parts"
