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Oh stop it

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No.... realy

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you mean you have to work

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The original Hardie slashes the waves
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Ya can hit us next time you see me (if ya can catch me)

...AND, if you give me your "family windsurfing holiday", I'm sure I'll be able to look after that... Where're we goin'

I honestly can't figure out why Hardie is grizzling.

He is a medical practitioner specilaising in reproduction.

Hardie does Insemmination (no not the artificial type) for a special group of people.

Hardies Niche market is the Female members of the Collingwood football club who haven't got brothers.

He realised long ago that the procreation levels of this group was almost nil, so being the good hearted fellow he is, he does his bit to help.

Now in reality I know there should be laws about Collingwood supporters breeding but as there isn't, The Hardie fellow keeps banging away with his nose to the grind stone.

From what I understand the black and white uniform is a necesity, as is the 2 paper bags.

I have had a theory for a while about the orgination of the pies supporters fixation with F....ing the White Magot, but thats another story for another time.

In reality what Hardie is complaining about is he has a group of supporters comming over as there will be nothing else for them to do once they are eliminated in the second round of the finals.

I'm gonna call my clone Dolly

Why are people so unkind

Bar bar Hardie sheep
Have you any hair?
Yes Elmo yes Elmo
My back is no more bair
One for the 'Reli
And one for the 'Slave
And one for the old boy (Decrepit) who lives down the Bay

What ever it is you guys are on, can I have some

I am stressed out of my brain at work and am just having a bite of lunch to try to relax a bit, while reading some threads. I have had a good laugh at this thread - thanks....

Now back to the stress

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Originally posted by Windsurfer
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Hardie's breast milk

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I think it's about time I started weaning you guys off !!!

It gets a bit embarrassment, laying on the couch with a grown man at my breast, suckling away whilst looking longing into my eyes, and twirling my hair in his fingers......

Gets a bit hard explaing to my daughter when she innocently asks "Dad why do all those men come around and lie on the couch with you?" and I reply "Sweety, some men never grow up and always want to have a drink of mummy's milk, so they come to our house because they see me as their surrogate wet nurse", Daughter: "Dad what's Surrogate?", Hardie: "Sweety, surrogate means substitute in lieu of"........ Daughter: "Ohhh...."

OH NO hardie and hardman they have cloned.

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Originally posted by hardman

Hardie,

I've decided, I'm going on hols with the famm, and you're going to work

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F#*ken bullschit you've decided... I'm going on holidays with the family, and you are the c#*t that's going to work!

All we need now is Hardinia to turn up and we'll have the whole set.