You have GOMS!

In the literature more commonly known as Grumpy Old Man Syndrome!

yes yes yes someone i can relate to
those friggin' price stickers sh1t me too
but i need a different diagnosis
im not even 30 yet and im one grumpy bastard
until the medication kicks in
mmm ooohhh yeah horse tranquilizers mmm

printer cartridges

Ho Ho Decrep,
I just didnt want to hog everyones gripes

Multanovas
stubbies that need a bottle opener (crownies)
christmas lights (with one broken lamp)
christmas trees (putting up and down)
red lights that change even when there is no one on the side street

Automotive electrical engineers who:

• Don't let power windows work unless the key is in the IGN position, even when the battery is fully charged


• Make the car BEEP when the key is just in the slot, when a door is open, so you can't listen to the radio with the door open without either jamming a stick in the door sensor or pulling big connectors apart which are buried deep beneath panelling and a pain in the arse to get to


• Subaru engineers who think it's a good idea to only charge the battery when the headlights are on, regardless of battery voltage level, so when you jump start it you can drive it for a FKN HOUR and it still won't charge the flat battery back up...
  ...Unless you have the headlights on, in which case it charges fine in 15 min.

Amen the stubbies that need a bottle opener, especially when they cost more!??

things to hate
pissed chicks
cars that don't work with a damaged key
snorkels that don't fit properly and you cant et the last bit of water out without going upside down

mobile phones with every accessory known to man but make it bloody difficult just to make a call

how about those car washes that popped up everywhere a few years ago?? They were great!! WERE!
I used to be able to hose the salt sand and grime off my car for 3 bucks,
It seems now I cant get the job done under 10. All I do is wash, scrub and rinse, all the other options seem like a DESIGN function (designed to extract more $$$$$)that I studiously ignore....
Keep in mind Id be lucky to do it once a month, and having a company car means I only do it when the Boss gets bossy.....
And whats with the "must use $2 to start and re start nonsense, arent $1 coins valid any more??
Im not a stressy sort, but these days as soon as my $4 bucks go's in Im runnig around the car frantically spraying, rubbing.....then BEEEEEPP BEEEEEPPP BEEEEPPPPP MORE MONEY NOW!!!! how long does a $1 buy you these day?? What a magnificent buisness plan! "If profits slow we will just reduce the time limit, Haa Haaa haaa hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
And Im sure the soap runs on in the rinse cycle, I select "Rinse" (allowing maximum $2) and the first minute the thing spits soapy bubbles all over the car that seem to bond with the soap from the foam brush fu#$#$#%$#cker, SHOULD SOAP STICK TO YOUR CAR?????????
all the while its as windy as all hadies and Im heading for the beach anyway, at this stage I usually drive off with one side of the car covered in soap and the windscreen wipers beating a frenzied soap party on the wind screen. By the time I get to the car park the sand granules are lifting with the SWester and combined with the salt spray and the soapy side of the car create an interesting sand paper affect along that side of the car. Oh well............next time, I spose Ill get it right...just have to keep parking around the corner at work.

Had a 67 Kombi when I used the car wash bays and you learn to move real quick!
How times have changed since I used to own a mobile bedroom...
Front yard, bucket of warm water, an ENYO Car Glove & a hose.
My prettier half had an Enyo party and scored a car cleaning glove.
Works a treat, but you quickly put it behind yout back when someone drives past! No turning back though...

Party Plan Sales. Now there's a gripe!!!!!

• Pakastani tele-marketing at dinner time

kecksoff
i too have been converted in the ways of ENJO
my wife had a party too and got a mop as well as the car glove
no soap no chemicals
no turning back
BTW does anybody need some tupperware?

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