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adolf
adolf
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1862 posts
16 Dec 2011 8:06pm
Anyone get day pissed today?

I hate getting day pissed, although today it was Ok, cause I was at home with my family and friends.

I'm sure I'll get up at 3am. At least I didn't go to our work xmas party today - I was so pissed off about my job this week - I was doing data entry. I'm above that **** so I decided to not to attend our annual xmas party - f'ck em, I see them every other day.

There was no way I was going to turn up, open half arsed KK presents, get day pissed, and tell them how it is.
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
16 Dec 2011 11:12pm
No, but working on night pissed .

Yes work Xmas partys ! Fing danger !
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
16 Dec 2011 10:13pm
I've got a friend that can help....or maybe not
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
16 Dec 2011 8:16pm
No - but I came close to flipping one open at round 11am when i got home ,,,, doesn't faze me too much being shift worker , sometimes it's a way to get some decent kip after night shift ....
On the work thingo adolf ..... you've got the weekend , nothing forcing a work do attendance either
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
17 Dec 2011 1:16am
I get pissed nearly every day but not before 5 pm do I drink.

Is that a sign of an alcoholic?? At 61 with osteo arthiritus in my hands, I think I am allowed.

O.A. is a ton of fun if you are a handy person. NOT!!!!
cantswm4sht
cantswm4sht
VIC
411 posts
VIC, 411 posts
17 Dec 2011 9:41am
Have you heard about the new pawpaw remedy made by that guy in queensland, or was it brisbane ?
It's supposed to be the bees knees for all types of problems,!!
Including yours,..... A friend of mine managed to get some,
Recons it works a treat on arthritis,
Hard to get at the moment, though I can probably get you a contact
cisco said...

I get pissed nearly every day but not before 5 pm do I drink.

Is that a sign of an alcoholic?? At 61 with osteo arthiritus in my hands, I think I am allowed.

O.A. is a ton of fun if you are a handy person. NOT!!!!


Paw Paw Man
Tim Noonan, Today Tonight
October 5, 2010, 12:01 pm
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From life-threatening wounds to cosmetic complaints, patients around the country claim Tom McArthur's creams and tonics have cleared up everything from eczema to arthritis and even baldness.

For years he's been laughed at by sceptics, yet praised by thousands of sufferers.

Tom puts himself in harm's way to attempt to prove he is in fact a miracle maker.

"I've cut myself, I've burnt myself, and I've made myself ill. It takes about four to five seconds and the pain just dissipates," says Tom.

"We've seen cellulite disappear in 24 hours, we've seen ulcers that have been classified as stage four and in twenty minutes then said to be stage two.

"We've actually had quite a few cases where they've come in with skin cancer and yes, we've gotten rid of it," he claims.

It all sounds like the spiel of a snake-oil salesman - fruit extract that heals when pharmaceuticals fail.

He has reportedly cured hundreds and helped thousands.

The evidence so compelling some of Australia's top professors are now becoming believers, commissioning intense scientific and medical research into Tom's secret formulas.

Professor Michael Woodward is a clinician and researcher for the University of Melbourne's School of Medicine and Austin Health.

"This could be a breakthrough in wound management for millions of people around the world," says Professor Woodward.

Diabetic, Gerard Clinch, is dancing once again. No small miracle considering the bad blow life dealt him.

"Doctors told me they wanted to amputate. I didn't know who to turn to," says Gerard.

Having already lost three toes to gangrene, he was about to have his left foot amputated. Then, Gerard met Tom.

"It went from the whole of his toe into his pad."

After just two treatments, the results were remarkable claims Tom.

"Healed, totally healed in nine weeks, without scars. Gangrene, I mean that's supposed to incurable," says Tom.

"The doctors could not do what Tom could do," says Gerard. "Got me back on my feet and I can think positively now and put a smile on my face!"

With only a high school education, Tom McArthur spent decades making natural medicines in his kitchen - using fruit in ways no one could imagine.

"I'm not scientifically trained, I'm not a doctor," explains Tom.

His love of experimenting with lotions and potions began in the 60's in the jungles of Borneo while serving in the British army. He witnessed the villagers using natural medicines, namely pawpaw, to heal their wounds.

"If nature has created the disease, I do believe that nature will also provide the cure," says Tom.

"I started thinking good God, if we could unlock the liquid gold out of this one, we'd be on a winner, and we could help a lot of people."

He then chemically modified paw paw extract using simple ingredients from his local supermarket like baking powder and lemonade.

"What I was looking for was a way of changing the molecular structure to produce something that wasn't there."

Incredibly, after decades of trial and error, he struck. He called it, Opal-A.

Professor Michael Woodward, a world expert in wound management, is hoping Opal-A will help cure chronic wounds - a national epidemic he dubs the elephant in the room.

"This is a product that could lead to wound healing to those who are otherwise destined to have their wounds forever," says Professor Woodward.

"I've seen some remarkable individual success stories but then I apply my scientifically rigorous mind to make sure that the product actually works. It's very promising from what I've seen."

Such results include Darren, who suffers from debilitating migraines.

"I just thought for the rest of my life I'm going to be living off pain killers. Definitely for the last 20 years I had a migraine at least one or two days a week. Sometimes it's a lot worse."

He took eight headache tablets a day to keep the pain at bay until Tom arrived with a special pawpaw-based cream.

"I put it on, gave it a go! It's been now four weeks since I've had a headache. I've done nothing different, the only thing that I've done different is put the cream on," says Darren.

Norm had psoriasis, a severe skin disease on his face.

"At first I was a pure sceptic and I said no, nothing bloody works and it didn't. But Tom's cream did.

"When he put his lotions on me, you could see it breaking up on my face, this one big, red mass on the side. It just broke up into three or four pieces.

"So that's the thing that really shook me and I've had absolute faith in the man since."

After studying the results, Professor Woodward is so hopeful, he has decided to head up a double-blind clinical trial into Tom's secret formula at the Heidelberg Repatriation Hospital in Melbourne.

"Double blind trials provide the most rigorous scientific evidence," says Professor Woodward.

"We have people who are being treated with the active product and people who are being treated with the inactive product - what we call the placebo.

"The patients we are using this study have had wounds often for many, many months. We are only allowing people into this study if their wounds are hard to heal."

All eyes are now waiting on Professor Woodward for medical proof.

"It is amazing that natural products have so many ways of working. I guess that's why they've been around for hundreds of millions of years," believes Professor Woodward.

While clinically, there's still a way to go before Opal-A is proved to be the real deal, a therapeutic cream containing the formula, Optiderma, will be released later this month.

A cosmetic range, Only Papaya, has already hit the pharmacy shelves.

Tom doesn't believe he is a miracle maker, saying he just wants to help people.

"I'm not Jesus Christ or anyone else, I just believe it's a miracle that I found it."

"This product, Opal-A could be a breakthrough that leads to improvement of the health of many, many millions of people around the world," says Professor Woodward.

Tom says: "I believe antibiotics will fail in the future because the viruses are getting stronger and immune to what we're producing now so eventually we will have to go back to the jungle to find a replacement.

"We've only unlocked the tip of the iceberg."
ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
17 Dec 2011 9:46am
there are also some diet pills that are made from some guy in Qld too, I saw some photos of him in the paper the other day surrounded by all these officials being escorted to, must have been the official launch or something?
BabaORiley
BabaORiley
WA
434 posts
WA, 434 posts
17 Dec 2011 7:49am
If by some mad chance we start cloning humans we can create another John Lennon and George Harrison and somehow re-vigorate Paul and Ringo and there 1st big comeback hit can be 'Day Pissed'

BRILLIANT
gibberjoe
gibberjoe
SA
956 posts
SA, 956 posts
17 Dec 2011 10:24am

I didny see anything about curing "bias" ....there cisco[}:)]
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
17 Dec 2011 1:37pm
ockanui said...

there are also some diet pills that are made from some guy in Qld too, I saw some photos of him in the paper the other day surrounded by all these officials being escorted to, must have been the official launch or something?


No doubt you are referring to the infamous Peter Foster of Bai Lin Tea infamy.

He was being "officially launched" into the lock up .......Again.

cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
17 Dec 2011 1:50pm
cantswm4sht said...

Have you heard about the new pawpaw remedy made by that guy in queensland, or was it brisbane ?
It's supposed to be the bees knees for all types of problems,!!
Including yours,..... A friend of mine managed to get some,
Recons it works a treat on arthritis,
Hard to get at the moment, though I can probably get you a contact
cisco said...

I get pissed nearly every day but not before 5 pm do I drink.

Is that a sign of an alcoholic?? At 61 with osteo arthiritus in my hands, I think I am allowed.

O.A. is a ton of fun if you are a handy person. NOT!!!!


Paw Paw Man
Tim Noonan, Today Tonight
October 5, 2010, 12:01 pm
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Thanks for that cantswim. I have heard of him somewhere else and other tales of paw paw curing.

This O.A. has just hit me in the last 6 months. Apart from the constant pain the restricted ability to do things with your hands make one feel fairly depressed.

Glucosamine condroitin complex has been a minor relief and the Doc has me on script Meloxicam which I only take when the pain is excessive.

I am ready to try most anything short of amputation so I will chase it up. Cheers.

FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
17 Dec 2011 6:37pm
Does 17:00 count as day, cos I hit the wine early today... and I'm farked... might as well go play Battlefield.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
17 Dec 2011 9:00pm


Rode my pushie to check out the surf one day stopped at a mates on the way...

They were getting their drink on at 9am

I had one that turned into a few too many

Got down the beach a few hours later smashed as

The surf was cranking and I was feeling sea sick just looking at it

Never drunk during daylight hours since...
echunda
echunda
VIC
765 posts
VIC, 765 posts
17 Dec 2011 10:02pm
I had a beer at 7:30 am this morning


Took a 2 hour break and continued.

Very hard to speel right bout now
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
18 Dec 2011 12:01am
^^^ thabs aabout ridght you li li little marsupialial

hey Echundna
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
17 Dec 2011 9:35pm
stopped at a pub on the way to bunnings last year( I think)
then recall green gingerwine down the shed, then sitting down for dinner,then waking at 7.00amcomplete blank in between.
incredible dreamless sleep, felt great.BUT..............
wifey had slept on couch and the the kids reckon the food fight that I started was the reason for the mash potato on the ceiling.
Aint doing that again, not worth the pain
gibberjoe
gibberjoe
SA
956 posts
SA, 956 posts
18 Dec 2011 11:18am

grading a minor backroad in the east pilbara and camped a night in a creek. along came local land holder and we had a few rums, as you do two days later local search parties were underway to find the local pastrolist, still drinking at my camp, finaly located by air search and missis [pissed off]. he was carted off home and i left to sober up....went down as maintance days on my time slip..... there was tight controll any time i went near that propety after that
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