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felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
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23 Sep 2011 9:22am
Thank you all doom prophets! Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (bought from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Mmmmmmmmmm ………. maybe I will keep it for 21/12/2012!
FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
23 Sep 2011 11:26am
LOL
wheelnut
wheelnut
WA
90 posts
WA, 90 posts
23 Sep 2011 9:43am
felixdcat said...

Thank you all doom prophetes! The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Mmmmmmmmmm ………. maybe I will keep it for 21/12/2012!



Does the kit come with Spell Check
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
23 Sep 2011 9:46am
wheelnut said...

felixdcat said...

Thank you all doom prophetes! The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Mmmmmmmmmm ………. maybe I will keep it for 21/12/2012!



Does the kit come with Spell Check



Not required after a comet strike
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
23 Sep 2011 10:19am
wheelnut said...

felixdcat said...

Thank you all doom prophetes! The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Mmmmmmmmmm ………. maybe I will keep it for 21/12/2012!



Does the kit come with Spell Check


Well done nutty! was just checking that you were concentrating there sitting close to the heater in the far corner of the classroom!
But no my work version of Explorer does not have the spell check attached! Sorry if I hurt your feelings!

SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
23 Sep 2011 12:31pm
Don't you people understand? It isn't disintegrating. It's hatching! Aliens are getting their **** together on there right now and they'll invade as it swings by.

DOOM DOOM DOOM!

www.metacafe.com/watch/717889/invader_zim_the_doom_song/
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
23 Sep 2011 5:44pm
The NASA satellite is coming instead.

Put your reinforced tin foil hats on.

Its OK, though the NASA spokesman said there is a 1:3,200 chance of you being hit by a bit of it.

Now, by my reckoning, 22 million people in Australia - so that means 6,875 people are going to get hit ???

I'm staying inside tonight.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
23 Sep 2011 7:53pm
^^^ lol

lies, damned lies and statistics
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
23 Sep 2011 5:59pm
I have just been advised it is 1:3,200 chance of SOMEBODY being hit, not ANYBODY being hit.

But, I'm still not going outside tonight
SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
23 Sep 2011 9:44pm
Carantoc said...

I have just been advised it is 1:3,200 chance of SOMEBODY being hit, not ANYBODY being hit.

But, I'm still not going outside tonight


I'm not afraid. I'm not SOMEBODY!
thefish
thefish
SA
48 posts
SA, 48 posts
23 Sep 2011 9:58pm
UARS Sat Tracker:

www.infosatellites.com/uars-satellite-tracking-norad-21701.html

Wonder who's going to cop it??
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
23 Sep 2011 8:31pm
If it is breaking up doesn't that just mean we have more chance of a smaller catastrophe (like one continent gone) rather than a slim chance of the end of the world?

SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
23 Sep 2011 10:54pm
Mark _australia said...

If it is breaking up doesn't that just mean we have more chance of a smaller catastrophe (like one continent gone) rather than a slim chance of the end of the world?





" oh me oh my oh lippy" used to be said buy a favourite cartoon character carnt remember who it was though ? he was always very down . when i read your comment it reminded me of that .

hey maybe your right .... hey felixdcat how much did you want for all that survival crap?
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2575 posts
NSW, 2575 posts
24 Sep 2011 12:05am
flashback to skylab?
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
24 Sep 2011 12:55pm
Monday 26 September is the day when it will all start to unwind. It's all Elenin's fault.

I read this post yesterday by some random on another forum. It does kind of freak me out a bit - cause I also think our financial systems are unwinding rapidly and there has never been a sovereign default without a war or military dictatorship.

Copy & Paste Warning:

There seems to be a confluence of events which seem to happening from today and into next week and they are:

1. Financial

Euro and US banks are on very shaky grounds and it would not be surprising if a couple of the large banks go under.

2. Military Situation.

It is reported that most militaries around the world are on heightened state of alert.

The Countries involved are all middle eastern countries including Israel which has called up its reserves in the last 3 days which is not a good sign. There could be a problem between Turkey and Greece in the Mediterranean.

On Monday, 26th September, it has been reported that the US Military will actually go on to a Defcon 1 Exercise and this was reported by the Russian Chief of Staff. It will happen when Obama is Denver.

Today in Denver, Fema and the US Military are conducting a joint exercise.

3. Celestial Events

There has been a lot of speculation about Comet Elenin on the internet. Apparently it will be between the Sun and the Earth on Monday, 26th September, 2011. The last time there was an alignment, was the exact day when there was an earthquake in Japan.

A research company called http://www.marketsdna.com is calling for the markets to fall through the floor on Monday 26th September, based on the Elenin Alignment.

Very interesting times for all of us in the week ahead.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
25 Sep 2011 7:20pm
Well... it missed me

Anyone else get hit by the satellite ?

I'll take no reply to mean it got you.
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
25 Sep 2011 9:07pm
not a happy camper, I was hoping to recycle some of the ally and fibreglass into my new landyacht, but the orbit was really crap for hitting Oz
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
26 Sep 2011 5:07pm
SandS said...

Mark _australia said...

If it is breaking up doesn't that just mean we have more chance of a smaller catastrophe (like one continent gone) rather than a slim chance of the end of the world?





" oh me oh my oh lippy" used to be said buy a favourite cartoon character carnt remember who it was though ? he was always very down . when i read your comment it reminded me of that .

hey maybe your right .... hey felixdcat how much did you want for all that survival crap?

Meh.... I may keep it and put it for sale after 21/12/2012.... just in case!

SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
26 Sep 2011 7:58pm
Aren't we supposed to be dead by now? Wasn't this comet supposed to wipe out all life on earth? Or bring an alien invasion? Or something?

And how come my shares would have made over 2% today? I sold 'em all off because you lot told me the share market would collapse!

And what the feck is happening to the price of all this silver you guys told me to buy!!??!?
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
26 Sep 2011 11:49pm
SomeOtherGuy said...

Aren't we supposed to be dead by now? Wasn't this comet supposed to wipe out all life on earth? Or bring an alien invasion? Or something?

And how come my shares would have made over 2% today? I sold 'em all off because you lot told me the share market would collapse!

And what the feck is happening to the price of all this silver you guys told me to buy!!??!?


Am buying 3k silver wednesday
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
27 Sep 2011 9:42am
SomeOtherGuy said...

Aren't we supposed to be dead by now? Wasn't this comet supposed to wipe out all life on earth? Or bring an alien invasion? Or something?

And how come my shares would have made over 2% today? I sold 'em all off because you lot told me the share market would collapse!

And what the feck is happening to the price of all this silver you guys told me to buy!!??!?

Yes soooooo disapointing!!!!!!
SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
27 Sep 2011 11:52am
I'll say. Wait until my missus finds the huge credit card bills I ran up on booze and whores. I'll be dead, that's for sure!

Why did I ever listen to petermac?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
29 Sep 2011 9:12am
adolf said...

Monday 26 September is the day when it will all start to unwind. It's all Elenin's fault.

I read this post yesterday by some random on another forum. It does kind of freak me out a bit - cause I also think our financial systems are unwinding rapidly and there has never been a sovereign default without a war or military dictatorship.

Copy & Paste Warning:

There seems to be a confluence of events which seem to happening from today and into next week and they are:

1. Financial

Euro and US banks are on very shaky grounds and it would not be surprising if a couple of the large banks go under.

2. Military Situation.

It is reported that most militaries around the world are on heightened state of alert.

The Countries involved are all middle eastern countries including Israel which has called up its reserves in the last 3 days which is not a good sign. There could be a problem between Turkey and Greece in the Mediterranean.

On Monday, 26th September, it has been reported that the US Military will actually go on to a Defcon 1 Exercise and this was reported by the Russian Chief of Staff. It will happen when Obama is Denver.

Today in Denver, Fema and the US Military are conducting a joint exercise.

3. Celestial Events

There has been a lot of speculation about Comet Elenin on the internet. Apparently it will be between the Sun and the Earth on Monday, 26th September, 2011. The last time there was an alignment, was the exact day when there was an earthquake in Japan.

A research company called http://www.marketsdna.com is calling for the markets to fall through the floor on Monday 26th September, based on the Elenin Alignment.

Very interesting times for all of us in the week ahead.



What a waste so far. I have been sat in my bunker all week and I hope something happens today or tomorrow because the week hasn't been that interesting yet.

Seems the most newsworthy events this week have been that some radio DJ said **** on air and some 2-bit 'actress' who nobody has ever heard of got kicked off an aeroplane.

Lephrechaun hasn't been banned, lotofwind is talking sense and pm33 hasn't made me watch any utube vids.

Hardly the start of a new word order and mass subjucation of the population.

I might go start a riot tomorrow afternoon if nothing else has happened by then.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
29 Sep 2011 9:14am
^^ PM me re riot, not much happening here
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