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jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
2 Aug 2007 8:44pm
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
8 Aug 2007 9:28am

Good Quote!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
8 Aug 2007 6:38pm
I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends.

Matt Johnson
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
9 Aug 2007 12:07pm
quote:
Originally posted by The Grinch


"Oh you windsurf. Have you tried that kitesurfing? That looks like fun"
Every non windsurfer i've ever met.


You and I must have a lot of mutual friends!

I just tell them, "Don't worry, it's not."
Captain Bob
Captain Bob
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
9 Aug 2007 12:13pm
-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f#@* off and leave me alone.

-Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
9 Aug 2007 3:56pm
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Bob

-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f#@* off and leave me alone.



Ok, so far this is the winner!!!
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
9 Aug 2007 5:02pm

"Can I help You?"
Mandurah City Council

(They should just say "Will I help you? Will I ....!)
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
9 Aug 2007 7:20pm
Leave me alone, I'll be alright - HG Wells last words
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
9 Aug 2007 5:21pm
Assumption is the mother of all F**k ups!


"Go on, let her Drive."
Last words from the Space Shuttle Discovery

"Did you check the gas was turned off?"
Question asked by all wives 5 minutes after leaving for the airport
Captain Bob
Captain Bob
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
9 Aug 2007 5:27pm
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
9 Aug 2007 5:32pm
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Bob

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.



This applies to an 'ex' next door neighbour of mine!
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
9 Aug 2007 5:36pm


Where there's a will there's a lawyer.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Aug 2007 8:29pm
excuse me while I kiss the sky. Jimi Hendrix.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
9 Aug 2007 9:45pm
once i thought i was wrong, but i was mistaken.
md74
md74
QLD
1064 posts
QLD, 1064 posts
9 Aug 2007 9:50pm
believe half what you see, nothing what you hear and dont trust your mother

lou reid
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
9 Aug 2007 9:53pm
because she swallows
md74
md74
QLD
1064 posts
QLD, 1064 posts
9 Aug 2007 9:55pm
"I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul" .

lifted from the poem INVICTUS by William Ernest Henley

but here is the kicker, was quoted by Timothy McVeigh upon his exucution.

INVICTUS is latin for the unconquerable, powerful words, used by a right lunatic.
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
10 Aug 2007 10:10am
"Life, is but a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, yet signifying nothing."

William Shakespeare

Have a nice day
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
10 Aug 2007 10:33am

We are here for a good time not a long time..

Hotshots
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
10 Aug 2007 1:12pm
"I used to think I was indecisive but I'm not so sure any more"

Unkown (probably a woman)
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
10 Aug 2007 4:03pm
"I'm no good at delegating, so I get someone else to do it"
Me
Captain Bob
Captain Bob
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
10 Aug 2007 3:16pm
Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
10 Aug 2007 6:59pm
I am that I am

God
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Aug 2007 9:35pm
my favourite so far. Stephen Henry Roberts, athiest etc.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
11 Aug 2007 7:08pm
Just came across this in another forum.

"I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it." Pete Seeger
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Aug 2007 12:05am
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet. --J. Robert Oppenheimer

and

I intend on living for-ever....so far so good
md74
md74
QLD
1064 posts
QLD, 1064 posts
12 Aug 2007 11:38am
"the best things in life, are not things"

John Butler


"Life is not about whats better than"

John Butler
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
12 Aug 2007 2:45pm
Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Obi-wan

The Force is strong with this one.
Darth-Vader

Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Han solo

jord070
jord070
WA
1109 posts
WA, 1109 posts
12 Aug 2007 12:50pm
the pessimist complains about the wind, the optimist expects it to change, and the realist adjusts the sails
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
12 Aug 2007 3:36pm
"Just swim as hard as you can towards the keyhole"

Jane Seeman... My first time sailing at Margy's. Sound advice when you break something out there.. lololololo
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