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Dooverlacker
Dooverlacker
121 posts
121 posts
9 Oct 2007 7:00pm
Politicians are like nappies they should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Captain Bob
Captain Bob
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
12 Oct 2007 6:54pm
I'm not a vegetarian but I'm off my chops.
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
20 Oct 2007 5:12pm
Opinions are like arse holes - everyone has them, and they all stink!
Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
21 Oct 2007 2:34pm
My favorite quote from Kym, Divaldo's partner

"Even if you do one run you will feel better for it, fear is your friend"

Now that's a good windsurfing buddy,
ALWAYS encouraging
SUSIE
Supersane
Supersane
NSW
174 posts
NSW, 174 posts
25 Oct 2007 5:17pm
"I'd rather be a paedophile than a lesbian anyway."

Jaimie - Summer Heights High
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
26 Oct 2007 7:50am
It was so windy it blew me dog of its chain
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
27 Oct 2007 10:20am
They say "**** happens" but you can be sure that when it does there's almost always an arsehole involved.
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
30 Oct 2007 11:08pm

He was as blind as a welders dog.
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
31 Oct 2007 7:32am
Women..........stack em ten high at the tip !
pimp hunter
pimp hunter
NSW
11 posts
NSW, 11 posts
31 Oct 2007 12:11pm
This brand new latest bow/sle/hybrid kite is perfect for a beginner
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
31 Oct 2007 11:35am
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
ebb gal
ebb gal
WA
25 posts
WA, 25 posts
31 Oct 2007 12:14pm
champagne for my real friends and real pain from my sham friends....heard it somewhere.
Supersane
Supersane
NSW
174 posts
NSW, 174 posts
31 Oct 2007 6:25pm
The Grinch said...


He was as blind as a welders dog.


Classic....

Bit of sledging....

Ian Botham - It weighs about 5 ounces, it's red, shiny, round and you're supposed to hit it!
Viv hits it for 6 and says - You know what it looks like, you go find it!


Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:18pm
If you see a hot chick alone in a bar, she's there because someone else is sick of her ****!
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:20pm
you are only as old as the woman/man you feel
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:48pm
I did not have sexual relations with that woman (Bill Clinton)
big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
WA, 649 posts
31 Oct 2007 10:21pm
Supersane said...

The Grinch said...


He was as blind as a welders dog.


Classic....

Bit of sledging....

Ian Botham - It weighs about 5 ounces, it's red, shiny, round and you're supposed to hit it!
Viv hits it for 6 and says - You know what it looks like, you go find it!

classic supersane, i love it






NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Nov 2007 2:49am
mytchook said...

you are only as old as the woman/man you feel


old as nothing? that doesn't make sense...

hmmmm... would you like a boiled sweet little girl?
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
4 Nov 2007 11:31am
silence is golden.....duct tape is silver
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
4 Nov 2007 11:36am
show an "emo" a picture of different types of razor blades and tell them "see, you DO have choices"
mrbonk
mrbonk
NSW
483 posts
NSW, 483 posts
4 Nov 2007 2:00pm
NotWal said...

mytchook said...

you are only as old as the woman/man you feel


old as nothing? that doesn't make sense...

hmmmm... would you like a boiled sweet little girl?


A boiled sweet little girl?? I'd prefer to see mischievous little bastards get boiled......not sweet little girls......
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
4 Nov 2007 1:04pm
NotWal said...

mytchook said...

you are only as old as the woman/man you feel


old as nothing? that doesn't make sense...

hmmmm... would you like a boiled sweet little girl?


What doesn't make sense is.... that you are on the forum on a Saturday night not rectifying the situation.......

elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
4 Nov 2007 2:51pm
Surfer62 said...

If you see a hot chick alone in a bar, she's there because someone else is sick of her ****!



hahhaha
oh that is a CLASSIC one!

S-N-A-P

stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
5 Nov 2007 12:30pm
For every hot chick there's a bloke thats sick of R$#$%ting her
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
5 Nov 2007 12:31pm
She has a face like a robbers dog
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
5 Nov 2007 2:06pm
If its not on its up the bum

sorry if i have offended anyone
crazyrussian
crazyrussian
NSW
2 posts
NSW, 2 posts
7 Nov 2007 2:34am
Every time i learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain - another homer one!

Death is a once in a lifetime opportunity - not sure who said that one
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
7 Nov 2007 11:07pm

She had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
8 Nov 2007 12:03am
A joke for anyone that watches "House".

There was a great joke on the episode of "House" tonight. House had been diagnosing a patient for the CIA and was on the phone back to the hospital. He relayed to a friend about how much cool stuff the CIA had and said:

"they have even got a satellite targeting Cutty's Vag.... , so I had to tell them there was between zero and no chance of there being an incursion there"

Sorry - a great one liner - surprised they would be allowed to say this on the show.

Cheers
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
8 Nov 2007 1:10am
TonyC said...

A joke for anyone that watches "House".

There was a great joke on the episode of "House" tonight. House had been diagnosing a patient for the CIA and was on the phone back to the hospital. He relayed to a friend about how much cool stuff the CIA had and said:

"they have even got a satellite targeting Cutty's Vag.... , so I had to tell them there was between zero and no chance of there being an incursion there"

Sorry - a great one liner - surprised they would be allowed to say this on the show.

Cheers


right back-at you.
House is a good show. Some good lines come from that show. [}:)]

Cameron = Men should grow up.
House = Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. Just not going to happen.

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