WA
23685 posts
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her arse and said:
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."
WA
314 posts
Got this in my emails.
DEEP THOUGHTS OF MEN WHILE FISHING
Two men are out fishing and drinking beer.
Almost silently so not as to scare the fish Bob says,"I think i'm going to divorce my wife-she hasn't spoken to me in two months".
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,"You better think it over-women like that are hard to find".
