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Created by Maximum7 2 months ago, 20 Apr 2017
Maximum7
1 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:49AM
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I'm trying to make a timeline of future inventions and technology. It would be from 2017-2050, with each year having one invention. One per year, every year starting now and ending in 2050. Can you help me? You don't have to explain how the technology works, just an idea. 33 ideas

slammin
QLD, 684 posts
20 Apr 2017 5:37AM
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In 2017 a service that does your home work for you.

Underoath
QLD, 2221 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:14AM
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2018- a washing machine that doesn't break down 3 months after the warranty fails.

dmitri
VIC, 733 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:02AM
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^^
They will be programmed to do so 1 month instead of 3 after warranty falls

theDoctor
NSW, 4170 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:29AM
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2019 Bacon flavored toothpaste

Dawn Patrol
WA, 1967 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:48AM
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2020 the T-1000

Razzonater
1324 posts
20 Apr 2017 8:00AM
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2025 will be the year of the denuclear air filtration system.
After the war with korea and syria and anyone else there will be huge amounts of nuclear fallout. A air filtration system will be made and only available to the wealthy.
Biodome will be the new reality by 2030

Revhead
ACT, 367 posts
20 Apr 2017 10:22AM
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2049
Variable size sails and boards.
2048
sails which generate their own wind.

evlPanda
NSW, 7880 posts
20 Apr 2017 10:27AM
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2050 Time Travel

GOTO 2017

jonnulla
NSW, 47 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:39AM
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evlPanda said..
2050 Time Travel

GOTO 2017


Collect $200?

da vecta
QLD, 2217 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:12PM
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2047: Naish Boards finally invent some decent graphic.

(Just jokes I love Naish)

Chris6791
WA, 2946 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:24AM
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theDoctor said..

2019 Bacon flavored toothpaste




All things bacon flavoured, popcorn, lip balm, condoms, vodka...

mcphee.com/products/bacon-toothpaste

baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/

www.bakonvodka.com/

Elroy Jetson
WA, 680 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:45PM
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2021 - Centrifugal birthing machine.

It harnesses Newtonian physics to make childbirth easier as.

Expected mother lies on table. The table rotates at high speeds.

Baby is born with ease due to the assisting centrifugal force...



Chris6791
WA, 2946 posts
20 Apr 2017 4:15PM
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I've got a fair idea how that would work out if you suggested it to the missus

Elroy Jetson
WA, 680 posts
20 Apr 2017 4:29PM
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Every Parent wants super kids.

Just have to let her know Superman was born that way.


dmitri
VIC, 733 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:42PM
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Year 2020. Uknown deadly virus outbreak transmitted via the smart phones whipping out 1 billion of the world population mostly iPhone/Samsung users.
All the smart phones are burnt down. The iPhone/Samsung etc managers/investors are executed.
Elon Musk flees to Mars.
Life gets back to normal afterwords.

Pitbull
WA, 1219 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:46PM
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From 2017 on wards - Invent a Government that knows how to run a country and not screw it up!

SandS
VIC, 4815 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:51PM
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this was in 2012 .......................

Ian K
NSW, 2340 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:22PM
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Zero point energy! Don't know how you got away with posting that here Sands. Videos like that should reside in Heavy weather. Along with flat planets and mini nukes. Come on moderators, be alert.

NotWal
QLD, 6241 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:42PM
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^ If that works as claimed it violates the laws of thermodynamics. Just sayin.
(IOW it's bull****.)

Beat me to it Ian.

NotWal
QLD, 6241 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:53PM
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Lots of ramifications from genetic mapping and manipulation (CRISPR etc). - Home made viral plagues?
Bacteria that eat plastic?

At least one elegant solution to global warming and a bunch of crude ones.

A cure for stupidity?

Mastbender
1326 posts
21 Apr 2017 2:01AM
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2017, the year Maximum7 offers his first post asking for future invention ideas, which leads him to a famous life as the greatest inventor since Thomas Edison.

Elroy Jetson
WA, 680 posts
21 Apr 2017 1:25PM
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2034

Humanoid Robot Maid



Craig66
NSW, 1334 posts
21 Apr 2017 4:19PM
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2016 will be the death of red thumbs and the invention of 4 green thumbs per post (or zero for this post)

woops im outside the time line

Jupiter
1478 posts
21 Apr 2017 3:43PM
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I am looking for interested investors. This wonderful machine will take the hassle of having a piss, or doing a dump. Not only will it be a piece of piss to do the 2 most mundane tasks, it can potentially make them pleasurable too ! Please read on...

This machine will undo your pants, hold your willy, gives it a proper shake before returning it to the rightful place. As for the other task, too graphic to lay it out here. You will need to log on to my web site to see all the details.

So what you need to do in order not to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to strike it rich?

Just send me your bank details, and I will take care of the rest. I already have a robot that will automatically deduct the right sums of money off your account. So please don't wait any longer. Only the first 30 callers will automatically be accepted. After that, the less lucky one will have to go into a draw. There are way too many interest already. So hurry.

How much, you asked. $30/month.

By the way, next year's model is able to do one more task. It will also feed you as well. So eating, and going to the toilet are just so easy with my invention.

waynos
TAS, 133 posts
21 Apr 2017 9:21PM
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By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.

Elroy Jetson
WA, 680 posts
21 Apr 2017 7:41PM
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Ah yes. Rosetta (Rosie 2.0) was released back in 2044, 10 years after the first model.

George went down to the local Miss Mauds Robot Maid hire and signed up for a one week trial of Rosie 2.0.

Rosetta took half the time to do the household tasks but for some reason Mum wasn't so keen on keeping her.



Mastbender
1326 posts
22 Apr 2017 4:14AM
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waynos said..
By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.


Correct! You must plan to plane.

Mark _australia
WA, 16620 posts
22 Apr 2017 1:00PM
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waynos said..
By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.


Even use a number for numbers when typing (does use of 5-oh and 6.2 in same sentence look wrong to everyone or just me )

None of us hold much hope for those kitting though.....

rockmagnet
QLD, 824 posts
22 Apr 2017 4:35PM
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It's a no brainer. Anyone who has read books by Peter F Hamilton and the regeneration treatment that takes your age back to whenever you choose. Mostly around 22 - 23. Your brain has an implant recording your memory and keeps an update on the cloud in case of accidental death and a new body is grown from dna.
Fix all the mistakes you made first time round like not selling your favourite house or board. Accumulate wealth and knowledge.
Will someone please hurry up and invent this tech as I'm rapidly running out of time.



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